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YOUNG WOMAN AND THE MATURE MARINE COLONEL
nunn
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A "mature" retired Marine Corps colonel found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local university.
There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them who was very beautiful and well-built approached the colonel.
"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"
"No, I'm just serious by nature."
Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, a lot of action," said the colonel rather curtly.
Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with the colonel, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little . . . relax and enjoy yourself."
This didn't seem to move the colonel, who just looked at her very seriously.
Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955."
"Well no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. And have sex more often - you know, it's actually good and healthy for you. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"
"I don't think so, it's only 2130 now."
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them who was very beautiful and well-built approached the colonel.
"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"
"No, I'm just serious by nature."
Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, a lot of action," said the colonel rather curtly.
Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with the colonel, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little . . . relax and enjoy yourself."
This didn't seem to move the colonel, who just looked at her very seriously.
Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955."
"Well no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. And have sex more often - you know, it's actually good and healthy for you. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"
"I don't think so, it's only 2130 now."
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
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How you doin'!
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!
How YOU doin'?
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
Funny how quick they can change their minds when it means "no more money"!
How you doin'!
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!
Abby loves your little wolf gif ... we hope to keep seeing it for a long time!
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... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
Danny,
Abby loves your little wolf gif ... we hope to keep seeing it for a long time!
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... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
[:D]Hung that sweet baby's neck for me![:D]
How you doin'!
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!
Give it a kick in the butt .. and drop in from time to time. [:)]
Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
Kind'of missed that wolf too.. but missed your posts more.
Give it a kick in the butt .. and drop in from time to time. [:)]
Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
Thanks Peter! I sure wish I could have come to see you when you were here. Maybe there will be another time.[;)]
How you doin'!
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!
Didnt know about your battle. Prayers will be said for you .
"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe
~ Jesus Christ [Luke 11:21.6]
Mauser Central
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Dheff ,
Didnt know about your battle. Prayers will be said for you .
"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe
~ Jesus Christ [Luke 11:21.6]
Mauser Central
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Thanks Mauser. Prayers and support from good friends have sustained me through this whole ordeal. I'll make it because I have no other option. I believe that to be God's will.[;)]
How you doin'!
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!
If this election goes bad...we gonna NEED 'ya..!!! [:D][:0]
Ray
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