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YOUNG WOMAN AND THE MATURE MARINE COLONEL

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
A "mature" retired Marine Corps colonel found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local university.

There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them who was very beautiful and well-built approached the colonel.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"

"No, I'm just serious by nature."

Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, a lot of action," said the colonel rather curtly.

Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with the colonel, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little . . . relax and enjoy yourself."

This didn't seem to move the colonel, who just looked at her very seriously.

Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955."

"Well no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. And have sex more often - you know, it's actually good and healthy for you. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"

"I don't think so, it's only 2130 now."



SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D] Yep, that's about right! [:D][:D][:D]

    How you doin'!
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    Good to hear from you, Danny!

    How YOU doin'?

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    Stopped the chemo against doctors instructions while mom was sick and through until she died. Would have been finished at the end of the month, but since I skipped two, I have to do four more. Took one yesterday, then will take one a week until Christmas. The doctor is mad, but I told him either get over it, refer me to another doctor, or kiss my back side and we'll call it even.

    Funny how quick they can change their minds when it means "no more money"!

    How you doin'!
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    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Danny,

    Abby loves your little wolf gif ... we hope to keep seeing it for a long time!
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
    Danny,

    Abby loves your little wolf gif ... we hope to keep seeing it for a long time!
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    .
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.


    [:D]Hung that sweet baby's neck for me![:D]

    How you doin'!
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    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Kind'of missed that wolf too.. but missed your posts more.

    Give it a kick in the butt .. and drop in from time to time. [:)]

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    Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Kind'of missed that wolf too.. but missed your posts more.

    Give it a kick in the butt .. and drop in from time to time. [:)]

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    Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.


    Thanks Peter! I sure wish I could have come to see you when you were here. Maybe there will be another time.[;)]

    How you doin'!
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    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
  • mauser_centralmauser_central Member Posts: 733 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dheff ,
    Didnt know about your battle. Prayers will be said for you .

    "When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe
    ~ Jesus Christ [Luke 11:21.6]

    Mauser Central

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mauser_central
    Dheff ,
    Didnt know about your battle. Prayers will be said for you .

    "When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe
    ~ Jesus Christ [Luke 11:21.6]

    Mauser Central

    MidwayUSA, if your not signed up for the Eblast alerts you are missing some great deals !


    Thanks Mauser. Prayers and support from good friends have sustained me through this whole ordeal. I'll make it because I have no other option. I believe that to be God's will.[;)]

    How you doin'!
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    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
  • HighballHighball Member Posts: 15,755
    edited November -1
    Yep,Danny...

    If this election goes bad...we gonna NEED 'ya..!!! [:D][:0]
  • ryan_marineryan_marine Member Posts: 635
    edited November -1
    Thats what they say about US Marines.

    Ray

    More Powder, More Lead, More Dead
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