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mudge
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Lonely
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs."
The old man smiled and replied, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, and calmly replied, "Nor can I beat you."
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Mudge the amused
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!<BR>
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs."
The old man smiled and replied, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, and calmly replied, "Nor can I beat you."
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Mudge the amused
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!<BR>
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Stolen from, and with thanks, to Kiwibird
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