Cute Joke "Wedding Plans"

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Wedding Plans
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> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
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> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
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> The pharmacist answers "Yes".
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> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
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> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
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> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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> Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
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> Pharmacist: "Of course."
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> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
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> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
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> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
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> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
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> Jacob says to the pharmacist:
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> "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

FrOg

NICE. Good stuff. I'm sending it to my inlaws.[8D][:D]

Frog



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Gibbs505

LOL[:)][:D][8D][;)][:)][:D][8D][;)]

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