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my dog thinks he's indestructable

0311marine0311marine Member Posts: 3,233
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
my dog thinks he's indestructable today he decieded to lick a light socket and poof the lights went out in my house i think he must have been chasing a ant or something he just yelped and ran to my bedroom 5 minutes later he was running around the house being playful,
he weighs 110 lbs half golden retreiver half pitbull
here are some of his stunts he has survived from not all are in the same order.
he ate a pack of dayquil gel caps on the 4th of july.
jumped thru my screen out the second story of my house onto the pavement and was fine he saw a kitty.
my car accident he was thrown through my windsheild he was fine he then got hit by a vw bug and was fine he only got road rash on his paws and a few stiches.
jumped out of my truck window while going 35 saw a cat he did a couple of roll s and was fine no bruises or road rash.
got hit by a cadillac and was fine.
got sprayed by pepper mace by a cop and was fine.
he was chasing a tennis ball into my friends pasture at his ranch he was all wet got shocked and was fine.
me and my girlfreind were jumping off a bridge into a lake a 35ft drop my buddy was holding onto his leash but couldnt hold him so he jumped to follow mom and dad and he was fine.

i think he is on a death wish or something ,and i think i should get him neutered,but he would know somthing was missing,i now have a seatbelt for him when he rides with me in the truck.but i just gotta love this dog.his name is trouble and it really sticks to him[B)]

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  • FatWoodDogFatWoodDog Member Posts: 90 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    ..sounds like a GREAT dog!!!

    When my Weim was 4 months old, we were out in the front yard and she was running her "laps" -- clockwise from the sidewalk, around a tree, and back to me; when she decides to go counter-clockwise one time .. ends up in the street and takes a BMW 320 Head-On -- she yelps and comes running over to me. We load up and head to the vet -- when we get there .. no marks of any kind and she acts like we just headed to Dairy Queen. Precautionary X-rays were negative. Who knows??? She's now 8, and no further problems with her going into the street!!! [:D]

    And, YES, I know it was MY fault in the first place for having her off the lead close to the street. [:I]

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  • nitrouznitrouz Member Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My dog chewed the cord off a lamp. It was plugged in.

    Whenever he hears the bug zapper he runs into the bedroom.


    Bzzzt.

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  • ruger270manruger270man Member Posts: 9,361 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My little toy poodle got ran over by my brothers bike, i coulda swore it was dead, but she just got up and kept running around. And whenever our dog feels sorry for herself, she'll stick her foot in the air like its broken or something.. 2 minutes later itll be fine.

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  • wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,067
    edited November -1
    Had a dacshund who tangled with a pack of coyotes and caaame in looking like hamburger he survived and thrived for 7 more years. This same dog killed a german shepard . He was being chased ran under a parked car spun around and waited for the shepard to come under the car after him. He used the shepards advantages being bigger against him. He was shot by some SOB while he was sitting on my front porch.
    He was 14 and had arthritis and cataracts so he could hardly see and some brave soul shot him.

    Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: And he that hath no sword,let him sell his garment, and buy one
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  • spectre7spectre7 Member Posts: 965 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like his instincts served him well Wapala; they were used in Geramny to hunt badgers if I'm not mistaken. My girlfriend had a miniature that someone stole from her backyard a few months ago. She really loved that little runt and was crushed by the occurrence. Sad what some people do for kicks.

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  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    0311marine:
    for all those crazy things the dog have done, you might want to check if the neighbour is feeding him marihuana just for laughs hehe. =o)

    I've seen a German schefer actually LIKE to chew on an electric fence.!



    Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
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  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    0311,

    His name is "Lucky". Right?
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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    You sure there isn't a little cat mixed in his blood???????
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    0311, I have some fond memories of how Smokey defied the odds a few times - chewing through lamp cords as a puppy, for example. Most amazing thing was when he broke a window getting *into* the house when he was tied out and the lead was too short to let him get his head more than a foot from the wall inside . . . when we came home, this 90 pound full size dog was standing in a pile of broken glass after squeezing through the opening normally filled with a 12" pane of glass without a cut on his body. To this day, I have no idea how he managed to fit through that opening, much less escape unscathed. I was tempted to name him Harry (as in Houdini) after that stunt.
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  • ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
    edited November -1
    Sounds like you've got one heckuva dog there!
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Not bragging but Toolmutt has been shot 5 times. He even has a pirced ear from one of the bullets.
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  • tin22tin22 Member Posts: 731 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The little pomperman we had I think it got bit by ants. When he bought it back up to the apartment, little man(dog) just layed on the floor like he was sick. We didn't think he was going to make it. We were upset about it even getting mad at each other. We didn't want to lose the little pup. Few hours later he was up again jumping around and playing.

    When I took him out again, it seems, he like missing around in the ant den. I mean he did before, but I always pulled him away from it. I think this time they had got him.
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  • younggunzyounggunz Member Posts: 33 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    0311,
    My dog has done some some pretty stupid stuff and still survived also. Once, she was dumb enough to run full force into a screen on a slideing door, almost broke right through it but smashed up her face an front legs pretty good. She limped for a couple minutes then got her speed back and tried it again... It didn't work any better the second time.[xx(]
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