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For All you HARLEY Guys
wizard78
Member Posts: 3,144 ✭
Thought that you all might enjoy this!!!
An Engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "You've been a good man,
and your motorcycles have changed the world and given pleasure to many.
Therefore, as your reward, you can hang-out with anyone you want to in
Heaven."
The Engineer thought about it for a minute, and then said, "I want to
hang-out with God."
So, St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
The Engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
major design-flaws in your invention":
1) There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4) The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5) And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on
just a moment." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few
words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of
paper, and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
[8D]
Steve
Fight Crime, Shoot First
An Engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "You've been a good man,
and your motorcycles have changed the world and given pleasure to many.
Therefore, as your reward, you can hang-out with anyone you want to in
Heaven."
The Engineer thought about it for a minute, and then said, "I want to
hang-out with God."
So, St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
The Engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
major design-flaws in your invention":
1) There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4) The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5) And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on
just a moment." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few
words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of
paper, and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
[8D]
Steve
Fight Crime, Shoot First