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The official GB "WHY?" and "WHAT?" thread

badwrenchbadwrench Member Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Especially for all those puzzling questions that make us wonder.

One li'l thing, though . . .

PLEASE refrain from political or religious stuff. I started this for fun, not arguement or debate.

I'll start 'er off with a personal puzzler:

Why does gear oil stink, and what makes it stink? I was told it was whale oil, but I think that is BS.

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  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    or the ...'huh?' thread.[:D]
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
    MO, CT, VA.
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,040 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    Sulfur-type compounds such as Tertiary Alkyl Polysulfides and other sulferized esters are added to gear oils to serve as extreme pressure lubricants. These compounds are death to your car's converter so gear oils should never be used for engine lubrication since they will be present in combustion byproducts and exit through the exhaust system.
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why does some rifling twist to the right and some twist to the left???
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,225 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    quote:badwrench Posted

    I was told it was whale oil, but I think that is BS.
    Once upon a time it was but it hasn't been for a long time.
  • MN HunterMN Hunter Member Posts: 2,299 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    why doesnt a sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by MN Hunter
    why doesnt a sheep shrink when it rains?


    Because with DWS all over its back, the rain never touches it[:0][:o)]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    Especially for all those puzzling questions that make us wonder.

    One li'l thing, though . . .

    PLEASE refrain from political or religious stuff. I started this for fun, not arguement or debate.

    I'll start 'er off with a personal puzzler:

    Why does gear oil stink, and what makes it stink? I was told it was whale oil, but I think that is BS.


    Cutting oil: Oils used for applications like pipe threading, contain sulfer, lard and chlorine- which gives them a special smell all their own. Cutting oils useed in applications involving aluminum and magnesium are special napthenic based oils which contain no sulfer, chlorine, nitrates or phenols. When most folks think of "oil" they picture the petroleum based lubricants which they pour into their car's crankcase. In fact lubricating and industrial oils cover a wide range of applications and vary considerably.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:It has more of a dead-beaver-floating-in-month-old-onion-gravy scent.

    and you are familiar with that odor how?

    [xx(]Thought you said this was for fun...
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:It has more of a dead-beaver-floating-in-month-old-onion-gravy scent.

    and you are familiar with that odor how?

    [xx(]Thought you said this was for fun...


    I had that exact same thought[xx(]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

  • dclocodcloco Member Posts: 2,967
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    Sulfur-type compounds such as Tertiary Alkyl Polysulfides and other sulferized esters are added to gear oils to serve as extreme pressure lubricants. These compounds are death to your car's converter so gear oils should never be used for engine lubrication since they will be present in combustion byproducts and exit through the exhaust system.


    Unless, your dad owned a 1974 GMC 1/2 ton with a 250 6 cylinder that DRANK and leaked oil. Then, and only then, is it permissable to use 80/90 wt in the crankcase. Not too much, because when winter hits, it will not spin over fast enough to start.
  • dclocodcloco Member Posts: 2,967
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bpost1958
    Why does some rifling twist to the right and some twist to the left???


    Right hand twist is for right handed shooters. Left hand twist is for left handed shooters. :)

    Actually started out with a left handed gunsmith who purchased a new lathe. Yep, you guessed it, the tail stock was on the left hand side. So, when Olie spun up the barrel to start cutting, the barrel was spinning in the correct, normal rotation when ONLY looking at the barrel. But, now, with the chamber chucked in the right hand side, the barrel was threaded left handed. Instead of telling his customer, he ended up making double his normal 'smithing fees by telling Sven, that this rifle was special.

    From that point on, Sven, believing that he had a special rifle, began to shoot in competitions, all over the home country. Sven actually won quite a few competitions as well, for everybody that looked down the barrel, could see the left hand twist, and, when combined with Sven, shooting left handed, allowed the rifle, and Sven, to be "in sync". :):)
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    I've smelled dead beaver (a stinky animal, even when alive), and I've smelled month-old onion gravy. It has distinct characteristics of both, a lingering funk combined with an initial foulness and overall rancidity, plus something of a delayed reaction. Not so much a *sniff* GAHHHHHHH!, but more of a *sniiiiiiiiff* . . . . . GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! and then the scent lingers in the nose for a few precious moments.


    I will take you word for it... and I ain't giving you a courtesy sniff for either one of them[:D]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    When I was working up in the oil fields north of Edmonton and temperatures sometimes dropped to -50F it was not at all unusual to light a small fire under the crankcase of a truck or piece of heavy equipment to "help" the oil along. Petroleum based 10W or 5W motor oils would be like molasses in those temperatures and even full synthetic motor oils would start to thicken to the point that the engine's electric starter might not do the trick. Many heavy trucks had pnuematic (air driven) starters and it often took a huge blast of compressed air to get the engine cranked over. If an engine stalled in your pickup truck you were doomed because the chances were excellent that it could not be restarted and it might very well feeeze soild within 15 minutes leaving you there to die if you were any distance from help (we had radios). I was never so happy to leave anywhere as I was when my 12 month contract was up and I was able to flee Alberta.
  • matwormatwor Member Posts: 20,594
    edited November -1
    Why is water wet? Do birds fart? What is the last number? These were among some of the questions my oldest son (now 11, then 3) asked while on a 1 1/2 hour drive home from camping.
  • Warpig883Warpig883 Member Posts: 6,459
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    I never would've thought sulfur. It doesn't have that rotten egg smell characteristic of sulfur. It has more of a dead-beaver-floating-in-month-old-onion-gravy scent.


    stinky beavers smell like whale oil so it is probably a combination of the two
  • SawBonesBobSawBonesBob Member Posts: 44 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    I never would've thought sulfur. It doesn't have that rotten egg smell characteristic of sulfur. It has more of a dead-beaver-floating-in-month-old-onion-gravy scent.


    stinky beavers smell like whale oil so it is probably a combination of the two


    Reminds me of a girl who asked a woman in an elevator "can I smell your feet?"
    Certainly not said the woman.
    Well then it must be your stinky beaver![:D]
  • dogmandogman Member Posts: 177 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you could be guaranteed absolute success at any one thing, what would you do? My son's response was, "Something else..."
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
    I will take you word for it... and I ain't giving you a courtesy sniff for either one of them[:D]

    That doesn't make a lick of sence....


    quote:Originally posted by SawBonesBob

    Reminds me of a girl who asked a woman in an elevator "can I smell your feet?"
    Certainly not said the woman.
    Well then it must be your stinky beaver![:D]

    Did she get.. high.. on that.. ??!!?? (elevator.. high... going up..!) [:D]
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sven and his left handed lathe! HAH! Everyone knows that right hand twist is made for use NORTH of the Equator, and left hand twist for SOUTH of the equator. For shooting right ON the equator, use a shotgun. And for all that really believe that, I have some ocean front property in Colorado......
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    edison invented dc and westinghouse invented ac. who invented Ac/DC?
  • Flyin_PaulieFlyin_Paulie Member Posts: 857 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    edison invented dc and westinghouse invented ac. who invented Ac/DC?
    A fast thinking music promotions company.[:D]
  • RUGERGUNZRUGERGUNZ Member Posts: 5,638 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How does a Duck know what direction South is?

    and how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?
  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Who has the time to sit around and sniff oil when there are other things that need sniffin. Get a woman son and sniff that and ask why that smells the way it does.

    PJ[:0][:0]
  • RUGERGUNZRUGERGUNZ Member Posts: 5,638 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why won't Remote Girl return my phone calls???
  • dogmandogman Member Posts: 177 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why doesn't the dirt you dig out ever fill the hole back up?

    If the military does away with gender-specific job descriptions, what will they call a coxswain? (swain is inherently male).

    Why does wedding cake decrease a woman's libido?

    Why don't women just rub toilet paper on their bust if they want bigger breasts? It works great on their butts.
  • bigal125bigal125 Member Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:quote:
    Originally posted by Bert H.
    I will take you word for it... and I ain't giving you a courtesy sniff for either one of them



    That doesn't make a lick of sence....


    Yes, it does make sense, Happy....you just need to watch more Jeff Foxworthy!

    And Bert H, I agree with you, he ain't gettin' no courtesy sniff from me, neither!

    Big Al (I reckon Larry the Cable Guy wouldn't even notice it, though!)
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I believe this is what you need Badwrench:

    http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    I never would've thought sulfur. It doesn't have that rotten egg smell characteristic of sulfur. It has more of a dead-beaver-floating-in-month-old-onion-gravy scent.


    I'da just said "smelled like snitchlala"
  • dclocodcloco Member Posts: 2,967
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    edison invented dc and westinghouse invented ac. who invented Ac/DC?


    The guy married to the hot country singer (Shania's hubby)!!
  • surekillsurekill Member Posts: 1,926 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcloco
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    edison invented dc and westinghouse invented ac. who invented Ac/DC?


    The guy married to the hot country singer (Shania's hubby)!!


    Mutt Lang(sp)
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcloco
    quote:Originally posted by bpost1958
    Why does some rifling twist to the right and some twist to the left???


    Right hand twist is for right handed shooters. Left hand twist is for left handed shooters. :)

    Actually started out with a left handed gunsmith who purchased a new lathe. Yep, you guessed it, the tail stock was on the left hand side. So, when Olie spun up the barrel to start cutting, the barrel was spinning in the correct, normal rotation when ONLY looking at the barrel. But, now, with the chamber chucked in the right hand side, the barrel was threaded left handed. Instead of telling his customer, he ended up making double his normal 'smithing fees by telling Sven, that this rifle was special.

    From that point on, Sven, believing that he had a special rifle, began to shoot in competitions, all over the home country. Sven actually won quite a few competitions as well, for everybody that looked down the barrel, could see the left hand twist, and, when combined with Sven, shooting left handed, allowed the rifle, and Sven, to be "in sync". :):)


    Thanks, 'splains a lot.....I think [:D]
  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigal125
    quote:quote:
    Originally posted by Bert H.
    I will take you word for it... and I ain't giving you a courtesy sniff for either one of them



    That doesn't make a lick of sence....


    Yes, it does make sense, Happy....you just need to watch more Jeff Foxworthy!

    And Bert H, I agree with you, he ain't gettin' no courtesy sniff from me, neither!

    Big Al (I reckon Larry the Cable Guy wouldn't even notice it, though!)


    I wondered if someone was going to figure that out[:D] Blue Collar all the way[^]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

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