No Returns - Florida .......

gesshots

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly, he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

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Tombstonejim

That joke has to be at least 20 years old.

fideau

It's funny. The first time I heard it, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur.[:D]

He Dog

Well I never heard it and I am older than your dinosaur. And I have heard at least 94% of them all.

Glad for a new one Gesshots![:p]

riflemike

you really need to stop with decade old jokes..it looks bad[:D][:D]

partisan

Never heard it. It is funny![:D][:D][:D]

Irish 8802

[:D][:D]never heard it.Luv it.

wifetrained

I've never heard it, pretty funny. [:D][:D][:D]

Wulfmann

I have heard it and don't mind hearing it again cause its funny

Wulfmann

bigoutside

First time I heard it, it was a fast horse. [;)][:D][:D]

Sawz

ill bet its been posted in here at least ten times since I started

wiplash

quote:Originally posted by Tombstonejim
That joke has to be at least 20 years old.


Your turn.

armilite

[:D][:D]

Plain ole bubba

[:D][:D][:D]

retroxler58

[:D][:D][:D]

rossowmn

Old or not, it's still funny.[:D]