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Florida

HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
edited June 2008 in General Discussion
Its too damn hot, theres too many bugs, no one down here knows how to drive, rent is expensive, but i wouldnt move out of this state for nothing! Moveing here three years ago, was the best thing that ever happened to me. I look i what i have now, and what i had in Delaware, and i wouldnt trade for a thing.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    FLORIDA

    Now we have another good reason to avoid drugs!!!


    Ya just can't make this stuff up!! When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.

    What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.

    The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    My wife and I are thingking of relocating to Florida,preferable to the Orlando area.Anyone familiar with that area to tell me what areas to avoid.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Are there any assault weapons laws in Florida? I believe I can talk the wife into moving there with the results of my latest poll on the weather
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    My daughter is going to be at Disney world from August to January what weather can she expect.She just wants to know what clothes to take.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Not sure who lives in Florida, but I spent the last few days admiring the boats in all of the marinas. Oh, the seafood was pretty impressive also.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    The wife and I are considering a move to the greater Orlando area in the spring. We want to get the holidays behind us, but we are going to visit after the New Year to see if we like it. Any ideas which areas are best? The area is so big it is hard to research without some hint of where to start.

    We don't want to live downtown, but it would be good to be near buses, shopping, restaurants, etc.

    How do we know where Orlando ends, and where the beach communities begin?
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  • watrulookinatwatrulookinat Member Posts: 4,693
    edited November -1
    That's funny, I live in south florida and I didn't see it on the news, that's crazy. So now he has the remains of a half sister?
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  • kiwibird1kiwibird1 Member Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hmm, that gives me an idea of what to do with all the dry wall dust from sanding. Maybe if I box it all up I will not have to worry about my personal belongings in a robbery. That is almost too funny to be real.[:D]
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  • dan kellydan kelly Member Posts: 9,799
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    id have paid good money to see the faces of the people when they realised they had snorted someones ashes!! hahahahahahaha[:D][:D]
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  • MaaloxMaalox Member Posts: 5,155 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Nice story but not true

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
    Regards, MAALOX
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  • Colt SuperColt Super Member Posts: 31,007 ✭
    edited November -1
    Killjoy.

    Doug
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