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Three newest US Navy ships.

JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
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USS RONALD REAGAN

When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability

Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet.

Size

1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds

5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capacity

1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel

2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3. 8,150 meals served daily;

4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes

5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones

6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).




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USS BILL CLINTON

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.

It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tom Cat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada



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USS BARACK OBAMA

Don't ask!

Comments

  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know you published this as a joke, but these just don't jibe:

    7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

    8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).


    Sailors are still being paid and the beauty of a nuclear powered vessel is that it doesn't cost any more to steam than dock. The oil burners cost more to steam for sure. The galley might be cooking a little extra, but I see no 100 times the cost steaming than being in port.
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]

    Now is that polite?
  • countryfarmercountryfarmer Member Posts: 4,552
    edited November -1
    Costs the Navy approximately $2.5 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included in both)


    A decimel point was left out.
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    RWR.jpg


    Hey all!

    Thread was posted for entertainment purposes only.

    Jeez!

    [:o)]
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    I know you published this as a joke, but these just don't jibe:

    7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

    8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).


    Sailors are still being paid and the beauty of a nuclear powered vessel is that it doesn't cost any more to steam than dock. The oil burners cost more to steam for sure. The galley might be cooking a little extra, but I see no 100 times the cost steaming than being in port.
    He already said he left out a decmal point but you left off consideration of jet fuel for the planes and operation costs of the planes that do not fly while the ship is at dockside.
  • Colt SuperColt Super Member Posts: 31,007
    edited November -1
    Well...I thought it appropriate and VERY hmorous.

    Who cares about the accuracy of the money ??

    That wasn't the point.

    Thank you, Doctor.

    Doug
  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dang...that f14 barge pic has been around since 2003![:0]
    rehash![:D]
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
    MO, CT, VA.
  • EO1EO1 Member Posts: 222 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A point well made with the pics. Who cares about the details.
  • jeffb1911jeffb1911 Member Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sad thing is the boat in the last pic will cost just as much as the boat in the first pic!
  • M1GarandloverM1Garandlover Member Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If the USS Obama is ever moored the cost could be incalculable.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Well...I thought it appropriate and VERY hmorous.

    Who cares about the accuracy of the money ??

    That wasn't the point.

    Thank you, Doctor.

    Doug


    Doug,
    I think no one caring about the accuracy of the money is what caused the current economic collapse in this country. A billion here and there sooner or later adds up to some real money.[}:)]
  • RamtinxxlRamtinxxl Member Posts: 9,480
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Well...I thought it appropriate and VERY hmorous.

    Who cares about the accuracy of the money ??

    That wasn't the point.

    Thank you, Doctor.

    Doug


    Doug,
    I think no one caring about the accuracy of the money is what caused the current economic collapse in this country. A billion here and there sooner or later adds up to some real money.[}:)]


    Please credit the late, great Everett Dirksen with that quote.
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