The Drunk and The Cop

interstatepawnllc

A DRUNK WALKS OUT OF A BAR WITH A KEY IN HIS HAND AND HE IS
STUMBLING BACK AND FORTH.

A COP ON THE BEAT SEES HIM AND APPROACHES "CAN I HELP YOU
SIR?"
YESSH! SSSSOMEBOBY SSSTOLE MY CARRR" THE MAN REPLIES.

THE COP ASKS "WHERE WAS YOUR CAR THE LAST TIME YOU SAW IT?"

IT WASSS ON THE END OF THISSSHH KEY" THE MAN REPLIES.
ABOUT THAT TIME THE COP LOOKS DOWN AND SEE'S THE MAN'S WEINER
IS HANGING OUT OF HIS FLY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

HE ASKS THE MAN "SIR ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE EXPOSING
YOURSELF?"

MOMENTARILY CONFUSED, THE DRUNK LOOKS DOWN AT HIS CROTCH AND,
WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, BLURTS OUT........

I'LL BE DAMNED

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MY GIRLFRIENDS GONE, TOO!!!!

Ted Kennedy's breath has killed more people than my car.

BOBBYWINS

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

Thanks,That's a good one!!
BW

IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.

select-fire

This one will sure get around.

Smokeeater 38

Not what I expected. [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]







Get the job done and come home safe guys.

I rush in where others flee.

fishermanben

[:D][:D][:D]lmao[:D][:D][:D]

greeker375

JC

That story is in your autobiography and now you're claiming it's a joke...? Come on now....

"the difference between the almost right word and the right word is like the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" - Mark Twain.

interstatepawnllc

Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Dammit Mike!!


JC

Ted Kennedy's breath has killed more people than my car.

Mr.PissyPants

[:D][:D][:D]



Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

pickenup

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To the top, one more time. [}:)]

The gene pool needs chlorine.

Annie-O

[:)]