Till death do us part.

Doc

Mildred, 93, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.



Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.



Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.



The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."



Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

tapwater

[:D][:D][:D] That's funny, right thar!

Tiger6

OMG that was funny [:D][:D][:D], until I repeated it to my wife.. Seems she had to search for the humor in it and was beating on me durig the search! [;)]

7.62x39

don't want to picture that old woman

William81

[8D][:D][:)][:p]...That's a good one SP...

select-fire

[:D][:D]

hughbetcha

Just another example of Saxon abusing his power as moderator by trying to get laughs at the expense of an old woman. Where will this tyranny end????

zipperzap

quote:Tiger6 Posted - 05/18/2006 : 5:58:40 PM
OMG that was funny , until I repeated it to my wife.. Seems she had to search for the humor in it and was beating on me durig the search!

Here ... show her this and I'm sure
she'll feel better. Most older, more
mature women, know the score.[:D]

He Dog

That one kind of telegraphed the ending way early.

dcon12

quote:Originally posted by He Dog
That one kind of telegraphed the ending way early.


You think maybe the other 25 times it has been posted didn't? Don

Tiger6

ZZ >> No way my friend.. She knows the combo for the safe and just sighted in her Wilson 223 last weekend.. [;)]

He Dog

Naw, I musta missed at least the last dozen or so.

mond

bast**d, it will take me an hour to clean the beer off this pc..now !!

[:D][:D]

Doc

I'm sorry if it's been posted before. I hadn't seen it and apparently a few others missed it as well.

The Law

quote:I'm sorry

Yup!...and that's a fact...!....[:X]

Doc

Law, try something beyond the 2nd grade, will ya? You're starting to embarass yourself and the forum. [}:)]

WinM70

[:D][:D][:D]

dcon12

quote:Originally posted by SaxonPig
Law, try something beyond the 2nd grade, will ya? You're starting to embarass yourself and the forum. [}:)]


I believe that was 3rd maybe even 4th grade stuff. Don