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Kerry's Top 10 (Lies)

22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
10. John Kerry pointed out that Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, was a lesbian, only as an example--nothing more. In truth, John Kerry wanted to be sure that the far religious-right knew that the vice president had one of THOSE people for a daughter. In case the religious people missed John Edwards saying it, Kerry repeated it for them.



9. George Bush is responsible for the flu vaccine shortage. Wrong. People like John Edwards are responsible for the shortage. Because of frivolous lawsuits by money-grubbing lawyers like Edwards, few American companies will produce the vaccine anymore. This has forced the government to go out of the country to purchase adequate amounts of the vaccine. The millions of dollars that companies must pay out to blood-sucking lawyers who file law suits for people who get a pimple on the arm where they received the shot, have caused this crisis. If you get the flu this year, send a thank-you note to John Edwards.



8. John Kerry has a plan for Iraq. Kerry will train Iraqi soldiers and policemen to protect their own country--but faster. Kerry will magically convince all those countries that were scamming the "Food for Oil" program to send troops and the United Nations will ride into town on white horses and save the day. In truth, John Kerry has two plans for Iraq: DUMP and RUN. Dump the future of Iraq on the United Nations and run home.



7. John Kerry will make health care available to each and every American. This hair-brained socialized medicine plan will cost trillions of dollars and the government will be in charge. Perhaps the best part of his health care plan is this: The ''government'' will pick up the tab for any catastrophic expense over $50,000 to ''help keep your health insurance premiums down.'' The problem with this is that Kerry will have to take 80% of everyone's income to pay for this little break for the insurance companies that will be shifted on to the backs of the taxpayer. Ladies and gentlemen, please stop and think about where the ''government'' gets its money.



6. John Kerry understands the plight of the ''common man.'' John Kerry and his lovely wife, Ter-RAY-za, entered a Wendy's for a photo-op. Teresa had never seen the menu and apparently didn't know what chili is--she had to ask. Of course, this food of the ''common man'' never passed their lips. After the appropriate pictures were taken, they both rushed from the place and were probably relieved when they got to their posh touring bus where an expensive and catered supper awaited them. After taking a few bites, the Edwardses excused themselves and joined the Kerrys.



5. John Kerry will fix Social Security. John Kerry's plan to fix Social Security is to do nothing. Young Americans will absolutely NOT be allowed to be in control of 1% of their input to the FICA plan. That would be ''disastrous.'' Yes, it might be for future Democrats because if there are no elderly poor, they will loose a huge voting base. In fact, the total collapse of the Social Security system will happen after Kerry leaves political life and since he is stinking rich, he doesn't really care what happens to the program. Kerry will be yachting somewhere.



4. John Kerry will roll back the tax break on all those people who make over $200,000 year. With this tax cut, Kerry says he will pay for: universal health care; four years of college for all who wish to go to college; add 40,000 troops to the military; put more cops on the streets and firemen in the firehouse; cut the deficit in half in four years; check every box and crate that enters the country through our ports; AND give a tax break to the middle class. That is a ''short list'' of his promises. It can't be done. Of course, this will not apply to Kerry himself, who has most of his money in tax free shelters. If you grossed $50,000 last year, you probably paid somewhere in the 25-35% tax range. Billionaire Teresa Heinz Kerry, who cleared well over $5 million last year, paid somewhere in the 12% bracket. Note: It was reported that George and Laura Bush paid over 30% of their income in taxes.



3. John Kerry is a good Catholic. This writer is a Catholic, so I can talk about this. John Kerry stated that he believed that life begins at conception. If he believes that, it does not square with Kerry's belief that even the infanticide called ''partial birth abortion'' is just fine. Kerry states that he can't force his beliefs on others. What? When did this happen? We should find Hitler, dig him up, apologize and put him back in power because we had no right to impose our belief that genocide against the Jew was wrong. The Klu Klux Klan members believe that people with black skin are inferior to them yet our legislature has imposed laws on them from acting on this belief. Other people's beliefs are pushed on Americans every day. Isn't the belief that it is a woman's ''right'' to abort her baby pushed onto us pro-life people every day?



2. John Kerry and the entire Democratic political machine keep insisting that thousands of Florida voters were "disenfranchised" in the 2000 election. This is simply not true. Two separate investigations by civil rights groups found absolutely NO harassment of Black voters nor any attempts to throw out their votes. What was found was that more ballots in heavily African American precincts were spoiled by the voter. The only real problems found were that some Haitian Americans did not have ballots that they could read and some Hispanic voters were abused by Democratic poll workers in Democratic precincts. There were also problems with the list of felons that were not allowed to vote. Contrary to the Democratic screeching, the vast majority of those on that list were White, not Black or Hispanic. The present hysteria that the Democrats are attempting to create is a pre-emptive strike to create the same chaos in Florida--and other close states--that Americans witnessed in 2000. In short, it is a pre-election attempt to steal the election. Note to Democrats: Not allowing the dead to vote is not ''disenfranchisement'' even if those dead voters are African American.



1. The greatest lie told by John Kerry is that he is "looking out for the middle class." Many Democrats alive makes this statement and in the forty years that they had control of the Congress, they did very little for the middle class. Lyndon Johnson's ''War on Poverty' created millions more poor and dependant Americans. Johnson never would have passed the Civil Rights Bills had the Republicans not worked overtime to get them passed despite the likes of Al Gore Sr. and Robert Byrd--both Democrats who were adamantly against all Civil Rights Bills. In Kerry's twenty years in the Senate, he did little to help the middle class. All he managed to do was raise our taxes to help create his vision of a socialistic state. Kerry has rarely ''mingled'' with the middle class and apparently has little desire to do so. Kerry does know that he needs the votes of the middle class, so he will pander to them shamelessly to get what he needs. My guess is that after ''slumming'' Kerry will promptly return to one of his estates, take a shower, and have his butler make him a special peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and try to put this unpleasant election experience out of his mind.

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Comments

  • TheBrassManTheBrassMan Member Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Very good, 22WRF.
    If I could only put into words the thoughts in my mind about this man.



    Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it state: "Seperation of Church and State".

    "Those who beat their guns into plow shares; will plow for those who don't."

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    "Isaiah 5:20 ?Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Brassman, I can put my thoughts into words, but those words would not be permitted (quite properly) in a family environment. Let's just say that my introduction to cockroaches was on a dark street in Dothan, Alabama many decades ago, and what I stepped on that night had one He!! of a lot more spine and integrity than Lurch has ever shown.

    "There is nothing lower than the human race - except the french." (Mark Twain) ". . . And liberals." (me)
  • Patrick OdlePatrick Odle Member Posts: 951 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyone helping hanoi ferry win the election
    will in full measure get what they asked for
    and by then it will be too late to say oops.
  • boliverthegreatboliverthegreat Member Posts: 398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thank you sir for the kind words. The wife and I enjoyed them very much. "NIAL ON THE HEAD."
  • Red223Red223 Member Posts: 7,946
    edited November -1
    I thought I'd see 'I didn't throw my medals away' on there or 'I was in cambodia during Christmas'.

    How about 'I support gun owners'???

    That's got to be number one.
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