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Blonde Joke?
HAIRY
Member Posts: 23,606
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came
home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"
"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.
He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and
bought the "twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit"
and BOTH tests came out positive!"
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"
"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.
He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and
bought the "twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit"
and BOTH tests came out positive!"
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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