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Suing Pabooger!!!

bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
I'd like to engage Mateo's services to file a claim for emotional damages. That Miss Piggy post offended me and has upset my delicate sensibilities. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat bacon again. Got to be worth millions.

Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems

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  • Captain 241Captain 241 Member Posts: 377 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Class action Lawsuit

    If you need a Second Shot, YOU NEED MORE PRACTICE
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,446 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Me too. I can't ever hunt hogs now.
  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    Dcon told me not to sweat it as he heard that Mateo couldn't win a case iffinhe tried!!![}:)][:p][^]

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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]

    "Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
  • chuckchuck Member Posts: 4,911
    edited November -1
    Im with you on this one, I Went BLIND. O the shame of it all, and now I have a great Urge to ware SHORTS.[:0][:0]
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Ifn Pa is like most of us then all you will get is his funny looking drawers.
    Poor guy will freeze his n#ts off in the cold Pennsylvanis winter-that is heartless man![:o)][:D][:D][:D]

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  • elect1mikeelect1mike Member Posts: 4,585 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You can't win Pa is hiring Johnnie cockren and with the chewbacka defence you will lose bad.

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  • Rebel_JamesRebel_James Member Posts: 4,746
    edited November -1
    My attorney said I would defineately win the lawsuit, but Pa didn't have anything to take, cept them shorts.

    The ONE time in my life I have a chance at a good lawsuit, and all the guy has is nasty shorts!



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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    I'll sttle out of court for a K-bar,if you can figure out how to hack off a third for the lawyer.[:D]

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • soopsoop Member Posts: 4,633
    edited November -1
    I didn`t see the post ,but I`m equally offended. Count me in.
  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:I][:o)][;)][}:)][:p][B)][:0][^][:X]If we can get some bucks outa him ,count me in.

    [:)][:D][8D]

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  • familyguyfamilyguy Member Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Class action LawsuitI'd say count me in, but ain't none of us got any class![:D][:p]



    Got a new gun for my ex-wife.....pretty good trade, huh?
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    We better act fast before he bribes Nunn to poof Miss Piggy. No evidence, no offensiveness.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    I am on deck to defend Pa and I want you money hungery blood suckers to know Pa is not afraid. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip.

    I will do this pro bono for you Pa -- just keep your shorts on.
  • TwoDogsTwoDogs Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As a Pro-Bono representive of a Mr. Pa-Booger...out final settlement offered is 17 pairs of multi-colored mens boxers.
    Slightly used...most days..
    Due to Mr.Pa-Booger's semi famous-status the final offer in this case should more than satisfiy any complaninant's hoped for settlement.. as a certified board memeber-non licensed, empty suit attorney, I fully suggest you take this more than generous proclomation.

    "Always drink upstream from the herd"
    Will Rogers
  • plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    Unfortunately we can not accept you offer as it is beyond our means. Everyone knows Pa got but two pair of bloomers. He wears one for 6 days and the other is just a stand by whil Ma Booger washes his everydays for the up coming week.

    The multi color can only come if ma is washing the reds with the whites, provided that the lye soap takes out the flower stains.

    And don't even think about defaming his name as Reb James will take great insult and perhaps you will be breathin out of a new nose hole. Southerners don't cotton to insulting close friends or family.[:D]
  • TwoDogsTwoDogs Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is a "non-yankee/carpetbaggin" offer...from a reputible Texas attoney....however, my license is curently under review..totaly unsubstansuated lies.....Lies I tell ya..!!..my brother-in-law "the judge" will have that little matter cleared up in no time...(just a side-bar folks)

    17 shorts...Pabooger as client...HMMMMM..??
    Must have the 90 days..on agreed settlement..
    However..we will throw in 15 deer skins..and 100 rds of .270 brass...

    "Always drink upstream from the herd"
    Will Rogers
  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    I appreciate all the legal representation Ive been getting, but I know it's going to cost me! By the time I get through giving the lawyer's their share all Ill have left of my shorts will be the HASH MARKS!
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    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    That'll teach ya for spreading that pork smut!![:D]

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • chuckchuck Member Posts: 4,911
    edited November -1
    RUN Pa, Ifn they cant find you they cant collect.
  • kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by chuck
    RUN Pa, Ifn they cant find you they cant collect.




    If they find him they probably still wouldn't collect much[;)]

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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Dcon told me not to sweat it as he heard that Mateo couldn't win a case iffinhe tried!!!



    Good thing I've never tried!!! By the way, what is DCON? Is that a bug spray?

    After seeing the Ms. Piggy pic, now I WANT to eat pork...hmmmmm....


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