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If the Brady's only knew!
richcecil
Member Posts: 70 ✭✭
WARNING!!!!!HUMOR INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING MESSEGE!!!!
Ah, its monday morning, and the rightous world of the Brady controled ,anti-anything close to the constitution, faction sits down at thier DC desk, pours thier cream latte. butters thier politically correct(organicly, nonradiated)muffin and begins to hunt the big bad , gun owning, God fearing, pickup(not SUV)driving enemy. To spy and see what devious plot this threat to society is hatching , our sly Bradyite turns to the worse, hotbed of this unwashed rable, Gunbroker.com. Our trepid protector of all things good(as long as there is no fun in it)turns to the forum, General discusion and begins to scroll down. What topics of revolution,what messeges of goverment overthrow does he find! Picture his totally confused face, as he see's a long discussion on the movie Shrek, a rather politcally soft discussion on WMD's and some one holloring for another showing of the movie El Delrado! Where are the screams for mass up rising, where are the demands of the Jeffersonian crowd. My God, these peaple just might be, dare he think it. NORMAL!!!!!!!As our totally dejected, enforcer of every thing Clintonized, turns off his computer screen, lays his head on his desk and begins to sob, his mind wanders.... his hand feel a new sensation, the urge to wrap itself around the solid feel of a set of pacmyers, feel the firm recoil of the shot of a 357 mag, the warm, secure feeling of being able to defens oneself...with head down, he staggers off to the nearest Starbucks and trys to shake this new urge with a doubleshot, super charge soy latte.But he knows, he has seen the truth, and all he was told begins to crumble........
"single by deceit,parent by choice"
Ah, its monday morning, and the rightous world of the Brady controled ,anti-anything close to the constitution, faction sits down at thier DC desk, pours thier cream latte. butters thier politically correct(organicly, nonradiated)muffin and begins to hunt the big bad , gun owning, God fearing, pickup(not SUV)driving enemy. To spy and see what devious plot this threat to society is hatching , our sly Bradyite turns to the worse, hotbed of this unwashed rable, Gunbroker.com. Our trepid protector of all things good(as long as there is no fun in it)turns to the forum, General discusion and begins to scroll down. What topics of revolution,what messeges of goverment overthrow does he find! Picture his totally confused face, as he see's a long discussion on the movie Shrek, a rather politcally soft discussion on WMD's and some one holloring for another showing of the movie El Delrado! Where are the screams for mass up rising, where are the demands of the Jeffersonian crowd. My God, these peaple just might be, dare he think it. NORMAL!!!!!!!As our totally dejected, enforcer of every thing Clintonized, turns off his computer screen, lays his head on his desk and begins to sob, his mind wanders.... his hand feel a new sensation, the urge to wrap itself around the solid feel of a set of pacmyers, feel the firm recoil of the shot of a 357 mag, the warm, secure feeling of being able to defens oneself...with head down, he staggers off to the nearest Starbucks and trys to shake this new urge with a doubleshot, super charge soy latte.But he knows, he has seen the truth, and all he was told begins to crumble........
"single by deceit,parent by choice"