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Bass Player jokes.

FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
edited November 2007 in General Discussion
What's the difference between a chicken crossing the road and a Bass Player crossing the road?
The chicken might be on his way to a gig.
What do you call a Bass Player that just broke up w/his girlfriend?
Homeless.
A Bass Player goes in the front door of a bar and orders a round for the house.
After serving the round, the bartender tells him,"That'll be $85."
Bass Player says "Man, I ain't got no money". So the bar tender throws him out.
Bass Player soon enters the bar from the side door and orders a round for the house.
Bartender says "Man, I know you don't have any money. Get OUT!".
Bass Player leaves and soon enters the bar from the back door and orders a round for the house.
Bartender yells "How many times have got to tell you? I know you're broke and I'm NOT going to serve you. GET OUT!"
Bass Players says " Man, how many bars do you work in?"
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Typical guitar player, thinks the world revolves around him.

    Got Guns?
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  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    Bass Player is sitting at a bar when he notices an old man, dead drunk face down passed out at the bar.
    Bass Player says, "He needs some help". So he gets the old mans wallets out to see if he has cab fare. No money.
    So he get's his address off his ID and decides to drive him home.
    So he grabs the old man and pulls him to his feet. The old man collaspes on the floors. So he picks him up and drags him to his van. He leans the old man against the van as he opens the doors. The old man collaspes to the ground again. So he drags him in the van and drives him home. Drags up to the door where the old man collaspes a 3rd time as he knocks. THe old mans wife answers the doors and says "Thank Heavens you brought him home! But where's his wheelchair?"
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I could always find work, must be an abundance of bassists in your neck of the woods. But this one was funny. [:D]

    What do you call a Bass Player that just broke up w/his girlfriend?
    Homeless.
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  • ZinderblocZinderbloc Member Posts: 925 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Son: "I want to be a bass player when I grow up"

    Father: "You can't have it both ways"
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    Hey I take offense at these but that one about the bar was priceless.
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  • rcrxmike_2rcrxmike_2 Member Posts: 3,275
    edited November -1
    why the animosity towards bass players?





    (I smell jealosy!!!! :) )
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