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Some women are weird.....
crims40
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My wife came home unexpectedly from work a little while ago and complimented me on how I was cleaning the house and even ran the dishwasher. Then, she opened the dishwasher and found the four spoked wheel covers off the old Buick in there. She went crazy! I pointed out that I removed all the dishes first, but that made no difference to her. We've been married almost 30 years and I still don't understand her! Women!! Are they all that way?
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IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
Bert H.
Real Men use a SINGLE-SHOT!
WACA Historian & Life Member
To whom much is given, much is expected.
I was clipping my toenails on the bed last night and my wife freaked out about it. I said "whats the big deal? I'll scoop them up and throw them away when I'm done."
Geesh!
She gets the same way when I let the dog lick me in the face. She says, "You know that dog licks her butt? Why don't you just cut out the middle man and just kiss her *?"
Another thing!
Why don't women understand the five second rule?
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Rugster
"Toujours Pret"
Even when I do the dishes, I get "the look" if I don't "fill it full enough". Apparently, I am incapable of cramming enough dishes in the dishwasher, and this is apparently a rather serious breach of proper kitchen ettiquette....or something.
Just the opposit at my house. I cram as many dishes into that sucker as I can. She says "they won't get clean that way". I say, "then I'll just run it twice".
But its the other way with the trash. she wants the trash taken out when the can is almost full. I put my foot on top of the trash and stomp it halfway down the can and say, "look there is plenty more room".
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But I will occasionally use the dishwasher for other things..
Like giving her a shovel to clear the driveway? [:D]
I'm sorry, I just had to say it.
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Mateomasfeo
"I am what I am!" - Popeye
in the bath tub,I explained to her that was the best place
because it would be easy clean up and few parts would get away
from me.......She did not buy it[V]
JuJu(cant live with em, cant live without em, sigh)
Greg
Former
USMC
ANGLICO
Women: You can't live with 'em, and you can't shoot 'em 'cause it's illegal.
Women: You can't live with 'em, and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
(The last is my favorite. Any others?)
Matt I tried the same thing with my wife like you did years ago. She would not let me to play unless the chores were done to her satisfaction.. What a witch!
Then last night before I got one foot in the door. She yells what is this $1,000 in charges on the credit card.
I told her:
$125 for her roses on VD day.
$45 @ Lowes for the puppy's cage.
$250 for a racing suit for her girlfriends kids birthday. That the wife gave him.
$85 for VD dinner
$165 for our 21st Aniv. dinner
$138 to have her car detailed
$225 for me a Walther P22 pistol.
Needless to say she dropped the subject..
Why? I have no ideal.
Walte
www.awbansunset.com
I do all household chores as poorly as possible but with a real good attitude. She doesn't ask me to help anymore!
Mateomasfeo
"I am what I am!" - Popeye
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it that the former does not submit to hereditary predjudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert E.
On my tombstone:"Keep you eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel..."the Lizard King
Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don't.
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NEWSFLASH-all women are weird[;)]
SUPPORT THE I.N.S. , THE COUNTRY THEY SAVE COULD BE YOUR OWN
Oh heck, I could go on for a week of Sundays...
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it that the former does not submit to hereditary predjudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert E.
On my tombstone:"Keep you eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel..."the Lizard King
"weird" is not nearly strong enough a word to describe them.
Y, my wife wastes more garbage bags . . . "it smells" . . . mind you, it's only been 12 hours since I took out the last one 1/10 full and the only thing in this one is paper & coffee grounds. But I know to be suspicious if she takes it out! Those are the ones I look through very carefully at the dump . . . amazing the things one finds . . . perfectly good clothing (mine) with just a few holes and stains and - seriously - things like instruction booklets scooped up with yesterday's newspaper.
"There is nothing lower than the human race - except the French." (Mark Twain) ". . . And DemoCraps" (me)
...I mean, what makes a man think that I want to look at the nasty, dirty Q-tip that he used this morning to clean out his ears, so much so that we have to save it on the vanity top of the bathroom sink....?
The life of that Q-tip is not over with just one ear swipe,
that can be used later for cleaning the milks and crannies of the Muzzle loader[:D] A Q-tips service life is not rated by use
but by its color shade afterward[;)]
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
...I mean, what makes a man think that I want to look at the nasty, dirty Q-tip that he used this morning to clean out his ears, so much so that we have to save it on the vanity top of the bathroom sink....?
The life of that Q-tip is not over with just one ear swipe,
that can be used later for cleaning the milks and crannies of the Muzzle loader[:D] A Q-tips service life is not rated by use
but by its color shade afterward[;)]
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it that the former does not submit to hereditary predjudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert E.
On my tombstone:"Keep you eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel..."the Lizard King
If force ain't work'n... Your not use'n nough of it.
I know the spelling is bad but guess what I DON'T CARE
col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
I am a man but I can change if I have to,I guess.
I do all household chores as poorly as possible but with a real good attitude. She doesn't ask me to help anymore!
Mateomasfeo
"I am what I am!" - Popeye
Your busted counselor! I'll be sending the extortion letter out shortly.[:D]
JC
Ted Kennedy's breath has killed more people than my car.
Chance favors the prepared mind [8D]
? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
If the q-tip would have fit in the garbage can i'd have put it there. quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
...And And I thought that was just a normal "man-thing".... My best friend and I wonder if the fact that we have more educatation than anyone else in the household, that that is what qualifies us to be the only ones who know how to scrub out a toilet.....or wash the toothpaste spit down the drain, or notice that the garbage pail is full....quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I do all household chores as poorly as possible but with a real good attitude. She doesn't ask me to help anymore!
Mateomasfeo
"I am what I am!" - Popeye
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it that the former does not submit to hereditary predjudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert E.
On my tombstone:"Keep you eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel..."the Lizard King
JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!