Never question a drunk

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Subject: Why you never question a drunk
>
>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
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>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>A carton of eggs,
>A quart of orange juice,
>A head of romaine lettuce,
>A 2 lb. can of coffee,
>And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
>the cashier.
>
>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
>stated, "You must be single."
>
>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>
>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>unusual about her selections that could have t ipped off the drunk to
>her marital status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."



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