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How can I marry my gun?? and it which state

earlwellmanearlwellman Member Posts: 645 ✭✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
In the day that you can marry about anything you want:
Another man
A goat
A tree.....
How can I marry the only the thing that I love more than my wife and country (TSgt in the Air Force);

MY GUN.

Can I do it in San Fran
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  • Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello, if you can find a way, let us know. I am sure you aren't the only one.

    Michael

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  • pantera7974pantera7974 Member Posts: 938 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    come up here to massachusettes"the gay state" that craps legal up here why not add that to the list too.....[:p]

    WELL AREN`T I JUST ONE BIG F`ING RAY OF SUNSHINE.
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  • crosshaircrosshair Member Posts: 635 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Go ahead, just don't get it stuck in the end of the barrel though! BECAREFUL!

    Believe nothing that you hear and only one half of what you see!!
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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you have more than one gun will that make you an adulterer or a polygamist?

    Woods

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  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There was a guy in California who married his T series High Power; he got the Browning of his life.
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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    If you marry more than 1 you better be a Mormon.
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  • deerhntrdeerhntr Member Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not in New York thats for sure,You would have to renew your permit every three years[xx(]low on cash at the time and it would be an instant divorce.

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  • old single shotsold single shots Member Posts: 3,594
    edited November -1
    Just go to San Francisco.Make sure you tell them you and your gun are both gay.
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    Ya can marry up with your gun in NJ.............but if'n she's one of 'em scary assault types, ya gotta live apart (her in another state)

    Come to think about it, NJ not's so dumb as I reckon she was!! [^]


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    Charlie

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  • bigt7mmbigt7mm Member Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why not? Dennis Rodman married himself.

    "Been around the world and seen that only stupid people are breeding.The cretins cloning and feeding,and I don't even own a T.V."---Harvey Danger
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  • Rebel_JamesRebel_James Member Posts: 4,746
    edited November -1
    What happens years down the road when you get 'gunvorced?'

    Who gets the cartridges, cases, cleaning kits, etc??



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  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was going to say you should go to one of the states that is an "anything goes when it comes to marriage"(Mass., Hawaii, Cal., New Jersey)-but then I realized that all the anything goes states are also lovers of gun control. I think Vermont is probably your best choice.

    "Waiting tables is what you know, making cheese is what I know-lets stick with what we know!"
    -Jimmy the cheese man
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    Sal,

    I woulda married up with ya first myself, if'n ya hadn't met Jen. [:I]

    Ya make the cutiest little children I ever saw, LOL. [:D][:D][:D]


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    Charlie

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  • nordnord Member Posts: 6,106 ✭
    edited November -1
    First, you have to "date" it![:D]

    Nord
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  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    Charlies first love is the DONUT!!!

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    Kids that fish, hunt and trap have never mugged any old ladies!


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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    But Pa,

    I usually enjoy the "hole" more than the donut!!![:I]


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    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by njretcop
    Ya make the cutiest little children I ever saw, LOL. [:D][:D][:D]


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    What can I say-my daughter got my good looks.

    "Waiting tables is what you know, making cheese is what I know-lets stick with what we know!"
    -Jimmy the cheese man
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  • 925925 Member Posts: 441 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Will it be a shotgun wedding?
    Will you live in a shotgun shack?
    use sabots if you don't want derringers right away.
    If your love developes a "bulging" barrel you should see a gunsmith imediatly .
    It's commom for offspring to be "breach"
    if the birth is succesfull you will have a real son of a gun.
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