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Warning Adult Content MaY Offend Some

cletus85cletus85 Member Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Just seeing who wants to be offended[:D][:D][:D]

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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you mean there could actually be something like that between the interminable obnoxious ads.....i have been editing the wrong crap
  • kuhlewulfkuhlewulf Member Posts: 591 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I love being offended, as long as shes cute.[}:)] I like it almost as much as being offensive.[:D]

    James
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  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
    I must agree with William81....pretty disappointed once I got into the topic, I was lookin forward to....who knows what


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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    (*) [:D] [;)]

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  • A J ChristA J Christ Member Posts: 7,534
    edited November -1
    OK Come on now, offend me.
  • 22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
    edited November -1
    I find this to be an offensive post.
    (Nothing more than entrapment)
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




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  • cletus85cletus85 Member Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I told you it MAY offend you[8D]
  • PJPJ Member Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm still waiting.
    Pete

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  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    Im confused. Then again it is a place that feels good to me. [:D]

    Greg
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    USMC
    ANGLICO
  • BabalooieBabalooie Member Posts: 281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I find this whole thing to be offensive. Probably won't be able to sleep tonight because of this posting.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    - Friedrich Nietsche
    "Only the strong survive."
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  • BabalooieBabalooie Member Posts: 281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK, I lied.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    - Friedrich Nietsche
    "Only the strong survive."
    - Jerry Butler
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    HOW DARE YOU!

    [:D]

    Actually it would be a sad day, to me anyway, when everything adult was deemed offensive... Many times, it is good, even preferable, for adults to be adult.

    In some households, it may be necessary to send the kids to bed, of course. [;)]

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  • earthmvrearthmvr Member Posts: 473 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you want to be offended, there should be something in this C&P to offend just about everyone.

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