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Someone Stop The Madness !!

interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Wow, just when I thought it could not get any weirder. Here ya go.



Can bags of pig fat deter suicide bombers?

February 12 2004 at 10:18AM



Jerusalem - Israeli police have come up with plans to place bags of pig lard on buses in a bid to deter Palestinian militants from carrying out suicide attacks, the Maariv daily reported on Thursday.

Rabbinical authorities have given the idea its approval on the grounds that it could be a life-saving measure even though pigs are also considered impure by Jews.

Authorities believe that the move could discourage Palestinians from carrying out attacks as pieces of their exploded body could come into contact with the pig fat, prejudicing their chances of entering into paradise.

The paper said that the rabbinical dispensation could mean that security forces also hang bags of lard in shopping malls and schools.

Public buses have been a favourite target for Palestinian suicide bombers since the start of the intifada in September 2000.






Ted Kennedy's breath has killed more people than my car.
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  • oldgunneroldgunner Member Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yup..er..umm..burp..

    There are no bad guns, only bad people.
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  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    UUUMMMMMMM, pig fat.

    I always thought that we should put pork chops on the cabin doors to airliners.
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  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, using rational defences aganist the bombers doesn't seem to stop them, perhaps using their own superstition will. Yo! Bin Laden! Insist on Hebrew National All Beef Franks, accept NO substitute.

    I actually think this is a marvelous idea. So simple and direct.
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  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
    Are we normal or is it my imagination?

    Let the boys end everything over there once and for all.

    NRA Life Member ---"A pocket knife, a clean hankey, and a pistol... things I can use." - Ted Nugent
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,539 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That is funny.
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  • trooperchintrooperchin Member Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If it works, Im for it.

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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,539 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Interstate, someone needs to market little piggy necklaces.
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  • Mr.PissyPantsMr.PissyPants Member Posts: 3,575
    edited November -1
    If it stops the little towel heads, go for it.

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  • RancheroPaulRancheroPaul Member Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sure Makes Good Sense to me!!! Flies stick to Flypaper, so why Not See if Pig Lard will stick to Towels???? Sure looks good on paper, anyway!

    I Miss The World I Grew Up In!
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  • TwoDogsTwoDogs Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    AHH..d-be..d-be...d-be.....
    That's all folks ....


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    Will Rogers
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think the British used to put pig fat on railroad tracks to deter the muslims from sabotaging the railroads during their Colonial days. I think they even would use pig fat to grease their bullets, so that if they were captured, they wouldn't be used against them.
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  • pack rat633pack rat633 Member Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Nah HS 10X, That was a movie with TYRON POWER, He had to convince the loyal muslems they were NOT using pig fat on cartridges.[:D][:D]

    SEMPER FI MAC, SEMPER FI
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh, I new it was something like that.[:D]

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  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I remember it being dot Indians (Hindu)he convinced that they weren't uning cow (beef) fat to grease cartridges.
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  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    O.K.,,,harsh tactics for dangerous times.
    I read that the suicide murderous bombers head's are most always intact after they blow themselved up...
    How's about sticking the heads in buckets of pork lard before they are returned to their families???


    ,,,[:(!]sod

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  • mousemouse Member Posts: 3,624
    edited November -1
    Great idea! I think they should cover their bullets with it too.

    Wasn't it Gen. MacArther who lined up a bunch of terrorists in
    the phillipines on a beach and killed all but one with bullets
    dipped in pigs blood? He let one go so he could warn his
    comrades. They didn't have anymore problems with the muslims.
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  • IAMACLONE_2IAMACLONE_2 Member Posts: 4,725
    edited November -1
    I like Sod's ideal!!!!
    Send their lil head back to the family in a pig carcass. COD freight collect of course!
    If they dont pick it up, after a month.
    Drop it on the families house porch step, maggots & all.
    Man that is crude, wonder if it would really work?
    Walte the sicko..
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  • orca44magorca44mag Member Posts: 690 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Starting today, I'm buying pork bellies.
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    They should get a crop duster and load it with hot liquid fat and spray the entire middle east...

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE PIG!


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  • steve45steve45 Member Posts: 2,940 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought that we should skin out hogs, sew in zippers and use them for body bags for terriorists. As I understand it Muslums believe they cant get to heaven (unlimited virgin city!) if they come into contact with pork. Film the process of zipping them in and being buried in an unmarked location so their family cant find them and clean them. Then give the tape to Arab media.
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    AHHHH YES. Youse guys are my kinda' scum.

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  • RocklobsterRocklobster Member Posts: 7,060 ✭
    edited November -1
    I believe that I can invent some very imaginative uses for a few slices of raw bacon at some convenience stores around town...
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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    Please now boys, don't get the poor muslims all upset now and hurt their feelings.
    This might be considered cruel and unusual punishmet after all!
    And the UN might scould us!!

    (get the sarcastic tone?)

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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  • TRAP55TRAP55 Member Posts: 8,292 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Does this mean the price of pork rinds is going up?[:(]
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SaxonPig
    Trooperchin- You know, all those images and films in your signature really screw up my computer when I hit one of your posts. Any chance you could lose the film of the sniper from Saving Private Ryan? It's really cool and all, but man, my machine comes to a halt when I open your posts and we've all seen it by now anyway.

    That signature is a little busy and very taxing on most systems. Especially if you have dial-up.

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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like an Urban Legend in the making . . . it would be all over the news if true. I do like the idea of using pigskin body bags for the diaperheads, though - or, if their heads do remain after the blast, sending the bombers remains back packed in lard. No, wait, that might be considered unsportsmanlike conduct . . . .

    "There is nothing lower than the human race - except the French." (Mark Twain)
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  • meunkemeunke Member Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why not just make a deal with Frito-Lay to send them a bunch of snack bags of Spicy Pork Skins?

    Happiness is giving a paintball double-tap to your opponent's center of mass before he even realizes you're there.
    Ahhhh... the glory of a successful ambush!
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