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Another Cat Joke
njretcop
Member Posts: 7,975
A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said, "You
have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the
asking."
The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.
"God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
heaven at the same time. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the
same
offer that he made the cat.
The mice said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs
and
even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller skates we
would never have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
asleep
on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is every thing
OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life.
My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals on wheels you have been
sending
over are delicious." [:D][8D][:D][8D]
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the
asking."
The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.
"God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
heaven at the same time. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the
same
offer that he made the cat.
The mice said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs
and
even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller skates we
would never have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
asleep
on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is every thing
OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life.
My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals on wheels you have been
sending
over are delicious." [:D][8D][:D][8D]
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
Comments
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It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it that the former does not submit to hereditary predjudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert E.
On my tombstone:"Keep you eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel..."the Lizard King