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Something sweet to say to your wife

bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
This is a valentine line for you that is almost guaranteed to get you ... [:0][:I][:p]


"You may be just one person in this whole world, but you are the whole world to this one person".
Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.

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  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sure, I hope it works for ya (or save it for Valentine's day)...
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
  • Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello, I'll have to try that one.

    Michael

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  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    I'm reminded of Gomer Pyle. Andy told him to find something nice to say to his girlfriend. They're sitting on a porch swing when Gomer comes up with this jewel-

    "You sure don't sweat much fer a fat gal"



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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I went and said and now I aint got no place to sleep. Suggestion?

    "Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I went and said and now I aint got no place to sleep. Suggestion?

    "Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dcon, did you say searchers line, or mine? [:D]
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
  • headzilla97headzilla97 Member Posts: 6,445
    edited November -1
    Thanks bambi just got some points with that one.
    from the girl friend
    headzilla97: "You may be just one person in this whole world, but you are the whole world to this one person".

    ZanellaBella: awwwwwwwww hunny
    ZanellaBella: you are sooooooooooooo cute
    ZanellaBella: you are just a sweetie

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  • Travis HallamTravis Hallam Member Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bambihunter: this one works better for me. "Honey, I am selling my golf cart and getting you the new kingsized bedroom set you wanted".[:D][:(]

    Mad Dog
  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Travis Hallam
    Bambihunter: this one works better for me. "Honey, I am selling my golf cart and getting you the new kingsized bedroom set you wanted".[:D][:(]



    Until you don't follow through with it... My wife makes me sign an affidavit if I tell her I'm doing something like that. [}:)]
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
  • earthmvrearthmvr Member Posts: 473 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's gold bambi. But my wife will never buy it. She'll know I stole it from somebody else.

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  • sitkablacktailsitkablacktail Member Posts: 20 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I said that to my wife she would think that I'm up to somthing, but it sure beats the old stand by, "honey would you like some ice cream" (wife) "Oh yes that would be nice" (me) "good while your getting your ice cream can you get me some too"[:p]
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    You should go find yourself a roadkill woodchuck that's been ripening for a few days, then put it in a box with a pretty ribbon around it's neck and a note that says "Unlike this woodchuck, my love for you will never die."

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  • toolmaniamtoolmaniam Member Posts: 3,213
    edited November -1
    If I said that to my wife she would say "Okay, where's the new gun?"[:D]

    A dead intruder cannot testify against you in a court of law!

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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Yep, mine would say,"All right what have you done now?"

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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    WOW, you guys hen pecked or what..[^]

    I expect my wife to tell me those things... Of course she never does.. Contrary old woman..[;)]

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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My wife would never buy it - she knows how much I love my kids!

    "There is nothing lower than the human race - except the French." (Mark Twain)
  • FrOgFrOg Member Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok, I'll try it bambi, It better work[8D][;)]

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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    My wife would say "OK what have you done/what did you do/what do you want/I'm tired"
    Sometimes all at once!![:D]

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Do I need to pay royalties to use that one!?



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  • Mr.PissyPantsMr.PissyPants Member Posts: 3,575
    edited November -1
    Awesome bambi, you are the man! I am going to try that one tonight.

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    I guess that would work better than,

    "You don't sweat much for a fat lady."

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  • ArielleArielle Member Posts: 348 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's good... I think a simple " I love you" can take you very far also... but I like that

    Arielle

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  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, it got me a 45 minute back rub last night! None of the "other" but occasionally I'd take the back rub instead! [:)]

    mateomasfeo, yes you need to pay royalities, I take M.O. or personal checks. [;)]
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  • Contender ManContender Man Member Posts: 2,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Love ya. Always will, even when we are having a 'heated' discussion."


    If you only have time to do two things so-so, or one thing well ... do the one thing!
  • Travis HallamTravis Hallam Member Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bambihunter: "almost guaranteed"[:D]. As for the wifes bedroom set. March 4th is the delivery date and hopefully I can sleep over once in a while.[;)] She promised I could but her lips were moving so I don't trust her.[:0]

    Mad Dog
  • SwwboSwwbo Member Posts: 1,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    simply put guys.. It's your actions prior to the sweet words that will get you to homeplate!!
  • greeker375greeker375 Member Posts: 3,644
    edited November -1
    Try this one, Hey Baby, How'd you like to do something cheap and superficial?

    She'll either fall down laughing or kick you outta the bedroom.[:D]

    "the difference between the almost right word and the right word is like the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" - Mark Twain.
  • Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    How 'bout, "Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look in that bathrobe? You are a vision!", or "Can I get you a glass of wine to go with that bag of Lay's?"...or "You work too hard,baby. Relax, put your feet up! I'll call Dominoes tonight"....

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