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Almost died TWICE in the pharmacy line today.
BHAVIN
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I was in the line at the pharmacy minding my own business when the lady in front of me caught my attention. She was rather large and very loud. She had her husband with her and proceeded to carry on their conversation for the both of them. She would ask a question and then answer it and he for the most part just looked bored and didn't say a word. I kinda felt sorry for the old boy thinking that he was probably beat into submission long ago. They were the next people I line when she spoke up and said "LARRY! DO THESE JEANS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?" I thought to myself, 'ol Larry will just let her answer her own question like all the others. But no. He spoke up and said "SURE, BLAME IT ON THE JEANS!" Face totally deadpan. I thought I was going to choke (almost death 1) her face went totally white. The look she gave him was deadly. Then I just couldn't hold it in for fear of asphyxiating myself. I wasn't to loud but I got her unwanted attention and got the same "die where you stand" look (almost death 2). Then she stocked off and left. He turned to follow and I said "I hope it's been a good run!" (meaning his life thinking poor Larry is done for). He just looked at me and said "you saw her how do you think my luck has been" and walked off. The pharmisist and I laughed for a couple of minutes. May not be as funny to read it but to be there was golden.
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we were kids just hanging out with our hot rods
(that is cars for the gutter thinkers)
We saw a car at a slow red light just a rocking back and forth.
when it got closer there was one very large woman driving this small car,
when the car had to stop she would began to choke this little feller on the pass side.
cars would move up some she stopped the assault and moved up also. and then began choking this guy again (he just sat there and took it) by now she saw all of us watching her so that took some of the heat off him,
she started in on us with the vocal abuse 1 finger salutes ( I'll come over there and kick all your *.)
i would bet she killed him later
He is as mentally ill as she is.
"Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
"Why, no, dear- Does this shirt make me look STUPID?!?"[:p]
Trinity +++
Does this rifle make my arm look fat?
no its the phanny pack
no its the phanny pack
Fanny pack?
Where?
All I see is a ruck sack.
[:0]