SPLINTERS IN HER CROTCH

kimi

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.

I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

kimi

Email from a HS classmate:

Splinters in her crotch.

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare...they turned you down."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

dcs shooters

DAMN, thought this was about the gal who slid down the banister without panties [}:)][:D]

kimi

quote:Originally posted by dcs shooters
DAMN, thought this was about the gal who slid down the banister without panties [}:)][:D]


I was beginning to think this was an ancient joke or, perhaps, like the old saying goes "It's all in how you tell it!" That, or we have a lot of closet tree huggers lurking! [:D]

fishkiller41

quote:Originally posted by dcs shooters
DAMN, thought this was about the gal who slid down the banister without panties [}:)][:D]


She didn't get splinters.
She was just keeping her boyfriends lunch warm..[;)]

kimi

quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
Hilary owns land near Colville, WA?


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Oakie

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]I wonder if the Army corps of engineers and dep had to get involved since they had to cross a large river and small stream.[:D]

catgunguy

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armilite

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Missouri Mule K30

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