Message on answering machine for politicians

select-fire

I got fed up with all the phone calls from political parties.. I left a greeting message for them.. I am not home right now but over at the range shooting my guns.. If you are anti- gun hang up now..cause you might hear recording of gunfire..

" It Ain't Over till its Over"

oldgunner

Excellent..

There are no bad guns, only bad people.

pickenup

All I get is calls with pre-recorded messages.
If they can't talk to me in person,
I don't want to hear what they have to say.

The gene pool needs chlorine.