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All the people dying lately - my theory of Heaven

Wyatt EarpWyatt Earp Member Posts: 5,871
edited February 2012 in General Discussion
When we get to Heaven, I envision this place where those who have passed before us, smile at our fretting about death. They smile knowing something we don't, that what we see as a lifetime (70-80 years) they realize is the mere blink of an eye in Heaven. They do not fear our passing here on earth because they know it is the entrance to a place that time forgot and where time stands still.

They are in a place far more populated than the earth, because there are a lot more people dead than there are alive.

They share their place with big name personalities, like:
* The founding fathers
* Albert Einstein
* JFK
* Elvis
* Frank Sinatra

We cling to life, and they smile, because they know that life's biggest reward comes at the end.

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  • jwb267jwb267 Member Posts: 19,664 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i cant comprehend the crowd
  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorta Like Going to the State Fair[;)]
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Surprise:

    Last night I dreamt that death came
    and Heavens gates swung wide
    with kindly grace an Angel came
    and ushered me inside

    There to my astonishment
    stood folks I'd known on earth
    most of whom I'd labeled
    unfit of little worth

    Indignant words rose to my lips
    but never were set free
    for every face showed stunned surprise
    no one expected!

    Author Unknown
  • wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,201 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Kingdom of heaven is not as crowded as you may dream.
  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Didn't you leave out, ME?
  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,585 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    this life we know now is just a vapor

    what is 100 years compared to eternity

    I cannot comprehend forever

    or heaven for that matter but I do believe it will be so much better than this life [^]
  • Wyatt EarpWyatt Earp Member Posts: 5,871
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by wpage
    The Kingdom of heaven is not as crowded as you may dream.


    Populated, not crowded. It cannot be crowded because there are no borders, no beginning or end.
  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Wyatt Earp
    quote:Originally posted by wpage
    The Kingdom of heaven is not as crowded as you may dream.


    Populated, not crowded. It cannot be crowded because there are no borders, no beginning or end.
    Thats the problem with the place take a wrong turn and end up in HELL...or so I have been told
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    To be a real heaven, it must have 72 EXPERIENCED women....[;)]
  • drobsdrobs Member Posts: 22,620 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    1 Corinthians 15:32

    ..."Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die."


    [;)][;)][;)]

    No one knows. Could be the pearly gate and streets lined with gold, could be nothingness.
  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
    I believe our heaven and hell are right here on this mortal earth. To believe otherwise seems foolish. Then again, many people need something to believe in to make it through their life. Me, I believe I will have a glass of wine and read the flaming retorts following my post. [:)]




    Most of the time I'd agree with you but I guess you won't find out until that time comes.
  • SoreShoulderSoreShoulder Member Posts: 3,148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    To be a real heaven, it must have 72 EXPERIENCED women....[;)]
    Your pastor just told you that so your ghost would linger looking for earthly, earthy things....and posess them and make converts for his religion![:X][:I][xx(][?][?][?]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The chances there is any such place are vanishingly small.
  • SoreShoulderSoreShoulder Member Posts: 3,148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    The chances there is any such place are vanishingly small.
    [}:)]Perhaps that is your conscience whispering to you about your chances of getting there![}:)]
  • Bill JordanBill Jordan Member Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wow; and I was worried about going to my 50 year high school reunion!!
    Too much philosophy!!
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens" - The Talking Heads
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fred dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there he sees his mom and dad, and the other people from the Baptist church. Then he sees a bunch of people who went to the Lutheran church down the street. And then he sees some people who went to the Presbyterian church, and some who went to the Anglican church, and so forth.

    He's catching up with some people and notices there's a large sheet blocking off one area. He can tell there are a lot of people behind it. He turns and asks the guy next to him, "What's up with the sheet? Who are those people?"

    "Shhh, keep your voice down," the guy says. "They're Catholics and they like to think they're the only people here."
  • Wyatt EarpWyatt Earp Member Posts: 5,871
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
    I believe our heaven and hell are right here on this mortal earth. To believe otherwise seems foolish. Then again, many people need something to believe in to make it through their life. Me, I believe I will have a glass of wine and read the flaming retorts following my post. [:)]


    Chirp...chirp...
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    find out where all those ideas came from, and dozens of other things people thought

    http://roman-forums.com/library/Afterlife_In_Roman_Paganism.txt

    lecture series at Yale University, 1922


    It was only three years after this came out that the Scopes trial made headlines around the world. Proof that a little knowledge is dangerous. [;)][}:)]
  • dongilldongill Member Posts: 2,640
    edited November -1
    Albert Einstein rejected a God who would allow suffering,Albert Einstein will NOT be in HEAVEN
  • ManygunsManyguns Member Posts: 3,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Sorta Like Going to the State Fair
    [:D][:D][:D]With tractor pulls and cream puffs?
    Tom
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    all this talk of a certainty and yet i have never seen a preacher or friend who has passed(most importantly) a friend give me a thumbs up...now i know some will say i missed the cues but something this imporant should be a plainly visible wake up....i believe i just have to live walking what i think is the best path ....maybe others heaven is totally different from what i would wish...but anyway i would give up my seat or portion of time to amend what i percieve as where i failed in my actions of the past...and would rather believe in the rainbow bridge than what a lot of preachers expound...end of wednesday philosophical breakfast
  • jev1969jev1969 Member Posts: 2,691
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
    quote:Originally posted by Wyatt Earp
    quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
    I believe our heaven and hell are right here on this mortal earth. To believe otherwise seems foolish. Then again, many people need something to believe in to make it through their life. Me, I believe I will have a glass of wine and read the flaming retorts following my post. [:)]


    Chirp...chirp...


    I'm actually quite impressed. Very reasonable group here lately. I honestly got used to being attacked by our now non-resident preacher if I voiced an opinion pertaining to religion that was contrary to his beliefs. Funny thing, is that my beliefs are mine. Period. It shouldn't matter one tiny bit to anyone about my beliefs and no one has the right to tell me otherwise. Some people sincerely believe that they were put on this earth to save others. I believe those people are horribly intrusive and very much messed-up in the head, irregardless of their intentions. Mortality is an amazing wake-up call when it's tested and many of us here are getting a bit closer to finding out the truth about heaven (or hell). Too bad nobody can get the message back to those still here, if for no other purpose than conveying "the truth." [^]


    It does go both ways though. Those who don't believe may not like it when someone preaches to them but then again those of us that do believe don't like it when we are berated because we do...even though we are to rejoice when persecuted...yup, God's still working on me with the whole "turn the other cheek" thing. [;)]
  • River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022
    edited November -1
    Fascinating...

    It appears to be the consensus of this group that one can make up his/her perception of Heaven, and that image will magically appear when we die. [:X]

    That's taking quite a risk. [}:)]

    I am grateful that I have discovered a far more logical -- and traditional -- explanation. [;)]
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My theory of Heaven:















































































































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    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • RocklobsterRocklobster Member Posts: 7,060
    edited November -1
    "I bet they have a helluva band."
  • v35v35 Member Posts: 12,710 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jobs exclaimed as he was dying: Oh Wow, Wow, Wow
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Elvis is not dead.
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