Lil Johnny joke

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, Mom?"

"To make myself beautiful," she answered. She then began to remove the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" Johnny started. "Giving up?"

savage170

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said
her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn,
he stood up and said "My mom's a prostitute."

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later,
he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny said, "Yes."

"Well, what did the principal say?"

"He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple
and asked for my phone number..."

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