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Care to guess what I'm about to do ?
tapwater
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Disregard the date....I don't set it.
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And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
twenty minutes.
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Body Building?
...My body looks like a highrise in Haiti after the quake.
This stuff works instantly.
quote:Originally posted by mrseatle
Body Building?
...My body looks like a highrise in Haiti after the quake.
This stuff works instantly.
Botox?!
...The syringe does work great for that purpose, as well as guns. The oil does eat up the plunger seal though.
...I think "getting ready for a date" wins!..[:D]
Looks like an insulin shot.
That would be a lot of insulin..
...I have a little time. Wife should be back from town in about
twenty minutes.
Votox your man muscle?
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
I didn't realize anyone still sewed clothes. Thats a neat hobby you have Tapwater[:D]
...As a little kid, I did learn to sew and embroider. I was the youngest kid and the only boy. We even fixed worn out socks by darning. We weren't poor, but practical. Wife does all the sewing now. Not sure if I even remember how to thread that machine.
...Some years back, I bought her a fancy digital machine, but she likes that 60 year old, cast iron, bulletproof cabinet model.
Sold a walking foot a few years ago to a man that had just gotten out of prison,he learned sewing there.He carried the machine then the table out like it was 20 pounds,big sumofagun.
Didn't do enough with it to warrent keeping it.Made some new cushions for my boat.I learned from my boss,he'd bought a Ferrari with a tan interior and he wanted black.Pulled every thing out and took it apart marking each panel and cut out black leather and sewed it up.Looked factory.He's good.
Guess it's the trickle down effect,my grandfather was a tailor.Nothing wrong with knowing how to sew.
In my book that is.
Mainlining Viagra?
Naw , taps not that hard up [:)].
Or maybe he is , that's why he doesn't need it.
( I don't know , I understood it in my mind when I typed it ) [:I]
I think oiling up the sewing machine is just another euphemism [:0]
[:D]
quote:Originally posted by Sav99
Mainlining Viagra?
Naw , taps not that hard up [:)].
Or maybe he is , that's why he doesn't need it.
( I don't know , I understood it in my mind when I typed it ) [:I]
...Heck, it made sense when I read it. As for being a euphemism, Hmmm...the action of a sewing machine is rather suggestive.
Creating a test tube baby?
...At my age? Heck, my boys are in their 30's. That's enough for
me, thanks. I've been shooting blanks since about 1982....[^]
...OK folks. I'm just oiling a 1950 vintage Singer sewing machine. I just realized that some of you have lost friends or family to drugs or suicide. My "joke" was just to get some clever guesses. I realize it could have been in bad taste. For that, I'm sorry.
...The syringe does work great for that purpose, as well as guns. The oil does eat up the plunger seal though.
...I think "getting ready for a date" wins!..[:D]
Coat the plunger seal with Vaseline - works for most oil, but not solvents.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
quote:Originally posted by tapwater
...OK folks. I'm just oiling a 1950 vintage Singer sewing machine. I just realized that some of you have lost friends or family to drugs or suicide. My "joke" was just to get some clever guesses. I realize it could have been in bad taste. For that, I'm sorry.
...The syringe does work great for that purpose, as well as guns. The oil does eat up the plunger seal though.
...I think "getting ready for a date" wins!..[:D]
Coat the plunger seal with Vaseline - works for most oil, but not solvents.
...Thanks! I'll give that a try. I have one full of white lithium grease, but I haven't pulled the plunger out of it yet.
I think oiling up the sewing machine is just another euphemism [:0]
A very appropriate euphemism, considering the size of the needle and its rapid, mechanical reciprocation.
Oops, sorry, Tapwater, I posted before I saw you had said just about the same thing. Didn't mean to step on your joke.