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Opinion on My Swimwear - Look Fat?

jdyerjdyer Member Posts: 795 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2005 in General Discussion
I'm going swimming this weekend with some people at work and I really want to look good - it'll be guys and gals, 20 to 50. I'm a little over-weight and self-consious about the swim suit I'm wearing. I picked out a little white number to help show off my tan so far. Your opinion really counts.

Honestly - does this swim suit make me look fat?
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    texastradingposttexastradingpost Member Posts: 77 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    That is just wrong
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    ginmartiniginmartini Member Posts: 250 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well now I don't need coffee to keep me awake. The nightmares will do it.
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    haroldchrismeyerharoldchrismeyer Member Posts: 2,213 ✭
    edited November -1
    Are the socks part of the swimwear too???
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    wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,068
    edited November -1
    No,the swimsuit does not make you look fat, the 300 lbs of blubber does though.

    "When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil."
    - Max Lerner
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    rongrong Member Posts: 8,459
    edited November -1
    Nothing wrong with a built in life preserver.
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    woodshermitwoodshermit Member Posts: 2,589
    edited November -1
    If you had Lasik surgery and ditched the glasses, you would look at least 20 lbs lighter.
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    bsallybsally Member Posts: 3,165
    edited November -1
    Ever been called a dickey-do?[:D]

    SALLY
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    jimbowbyjimbowby Member Posts: 3,496
    edited November -1
    [8D]--Awesome, you could dive into a pool headfirst and it would still be a "BELLY FLOP"--[:I][:I][:)][:D]

    I'm only wearing Black untill they make something darker
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    beantownshootahbeantownshootah Member Posts: 12,776 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is there a swimsuit in there somewhere?

    Umm. . .no its not the swimsuit that makes you look fat!

    [}:)]
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    ThrockmortonThrockmorton Member Posts: 814 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, at least now I feel skinny!! :)

    Throckmorton SASS #23149
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    soopsoop Member Posts: 4,633
    edited November -1
    Stay out of the ocean or you may find yourself harpooned.
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    LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,143 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jeez, I don't even like to think what kind of tools required to remove that man thong [xx(][xx(][:)]

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    BlckhrnBlckhrn Member Posts: 5,136
    edited November -1
    It isn't the suit.

    york.bmp"No taxation without representation, Join the NRA"
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    goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is this your work out partner ?

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    LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Weren't you in my high school PE class? [:D]

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

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    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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    BOBBYWINSBOBBYWINS Member Posts: 7,810
    edited November -1
    Oh my God,goldslammer!

    Did you HAVE to do that[?]

    [V][V]
    BW

    IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,013 ******
    edited November -1
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    ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by jdyer
    I'm going swimming this weekend with some people at work and I really want to look good - it'll be guys and gals, 20 to 50. I'm a little over-weight and self-consious about the swim suit I'm wearing. I picked out a little white number to help show off my tan so far. Your opinion really counts.

    Honestly - does this swim suit make me look fat?
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    Just a little,how's mine??

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    When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing? "And remember a wet dog doesn't fly at night" "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." ATF,Eagle Guns
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,013 ******
    edited November -1
    Dang! That poor old girl makes Dawnie look fat!

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    JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The white socks is a nice touch. [:D]

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    cruzie27cruzie27 Member Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by goldslammer
    Is this your work out partner ?

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    awww that poor treadmill.

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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Come on guys, that's a beer belly {there's a tap below have a glass}
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    CubsloverCubslover Member Posts: 18,601 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't even think you need a swimsuit. And how are you going to remove the one you have on. I believe Autozone loans steering wheel pullers. Now... just where to hook it up???

    Better to carry a pistol and not need it than need a pistol and not have it.
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    FrogbertFrogbert Member Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Somebody get the smellin' salts, Elbert has passed plumb out and rode his chair over backwards and clear off the porch![:0][:D][:0][:D][:D][:D]

    Frog.

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    BeeramidBeeramid Member, Moderator Posts: 7,264 ******
    edited November -1
    Hey Buddy I showed your pic to a hottie who said she wants a date. (scROLL down)






















































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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok...we get bombarded with all this NAAASSSTY stuff and we got a pretty smile to compensate for it. No offense to Dawnie because I like pretty smiles but SOMEBODY has to compensate with some SEXXXY swimwear photos.
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    instrumentofwarinstrumentofwar Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought these were sexxxxy[:p]

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    LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ATF
    quote:Originally posted by jdyer
    I'm going swimming this weekend with some people at work and I really want to look good - it'll be guys and gals, 20 to 50. I'm a little over-weight and self-consious about the swim suit I'm wearing. I picked out a little white number to help show off my tan so far. Your opinion really counts.

    Honestly - does this swim suit make me look fat?
    nessie_-_rocks.jpgpgqmrp.jpg


    Just a little,how's mine??

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    [img]When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing? "And remember a wet dog doesn't fly at night" "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." ATF,Eagle Guns Well, since my first remark was "wisely removed", I'll try again but a little more cautiously. Can you imagine crawling on top of that skin & bones woman? It'd hurt like hell. Be like going down to the wrecking yard and laying down on the scrap-iron pile. [:D] Lord Lowrider the Loquacious. Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter, But when she saw my rod she reeled.[/img]
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    goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by idsman75
    Ok...we get bombarded with all this NAAASSSTY stuff and we got a pretty smile to compensate for it. No offense to Dawnie because I like pretty smiles but SOMEBODY has to compensate with some SEXXXY swimwear photos.


    OK, since you asked
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    goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Found at the bait shop

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    goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,435 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    gold,

    That wasn't at the (jail)bait shop was it!

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    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thank you gentlemen. Those look like the women on some of the websites I've visited from my home computer. Very tasteful. Very attractive.
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    mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Watch out for sharks.

    I hear they will attack a Walrus...



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    instrumentofwarinstrumentofwar Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by goldslammer
    Found at the bait shop

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    all I've got to say is WOW....and thank you[;)]

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    fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have developed a medical procedure by which all of the fat on a patient can be redistributed and concentrated in any part of the body. This woman weighs 241 Lbs.ATT801201.jpg

    99% of all lawyers make the rest look bad.
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