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PRO X 2 800PRO X 2 800 Member Posts: 917 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2010 in General Discussion
WARNING! Homeland Security now automatically scans your BRAIN through your monitor. To BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminum foil. Wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe thru your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed by my ......cousin's girlfriend's neighbor's son's baby's mama and her pet chihuahua. Copy and paste as your status & SAVE YOUR FRIENDS - HURRY BEFORE Barry Soetoro TAXES OUR USE OF ALUMINUM FOIL.

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    PRO X 2 800PRO X 2 800 Member Posts: 917 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    Yup. After wearing it for awhile you can go GREEN with it. Simply wad it into a ball and use it for a BUTT PLUG. Remove it once a week to empty the bowels. Think of how many trees you can save. One caution tho. If you live in KALI you may want to attach a string for those 'cialis' moments.[;)]
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    LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,143 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's best to secure your wrapping with several four inch wood screws made from recycled Obama/Biden 08 campaign buttons, it will make your transition to change less aggravating but with the unfortunate side effect of continuous drool.
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