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Trash Pandas came and visited my patio

yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,072 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2018 in General Discussion
I was looking at my ghost plants and wondering why the leaves were thrown about on the concrete. One of the low hanging section was chewed down to the nub. I guess the Trash Pandas were parched.

I would get them some donuts soaked in Prestone but I'm on a budget. Ain't gonna waste good donuts on them when I could enjoy such treats. Also I'm afraid they might kick off in the walls. Haven't heard scratching in the walls in a while but not taking the risk.

Yeah I know I could shoot them with my RWS but I think they got more rights than I here in California. Hate to have them sue me for wrongful death.
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  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Trap them.

    You say you are on budget, Trap them, skin them gut and eat them. You might get $5 for a hide if you do a good job and * not bad eating.

    Put it in a Pressure cooker with some veggies salt and pepper and dig in. It kind tastes like rabbit and roast beef but more greasy. Not quite as good as a Young Ground hog but not too bad. Don't have a pressure cooker use a crock pot.

    Problem solved.
    RLTW

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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,072 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I ain't eating them nasty critters in town. Don't have a trap either. Maybe if I were out in the country and had a cage to fatten and purge them dumpster pandas. Oh I would look so cool with a * skin hat. Maybe for the hat [:D].
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  • TRAP55TRAP55 Member Posts: 8,292 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Where Yosh lives they get huge, like 35-40lbs and mean. They'll kill a cat or small dog. Every few years, they have a rabies outbreak, and the county has to trap a bunch. The county has their own laws on you terminating the garbage can terrorists too. You can't even trim the branches on a tree in your own yard without a special permit!
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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,072 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah them Dumpster Pandas do get big here. Seen some waddling across a street like they owned it. I reckon with their well fed * they would total them new cars.

    That clip is hilarious [:D]. I don't think I could fling * like that without hurting myself.
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