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Just a reminder, when going potty in Texas
Big Sky Redneck
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My ex has such a fear of snakes she'd read that sign and probably squat in the parking lot.
Or she could just pee in a bottle while driving and toss it out the window
like so many truckers do! However, I am pretty sure BSR has never done this.
but have to share this
a old carpenter foreman I worked with many years ago told me this
he grew up in rural KY
with a out house of course like most did
one day while sitting down he felt a sharp hit on the * just knew a snake got him . he said he jumped up took the door with him running out to the yard yelling with his paints still around his ankles just knew he was a goner .....
he said they found out .... it was a chicken ,it had pecked him, they had the outhouse hanging over a small hill above a creek a chicken had found its way around and under the out house and gave him a peck on the pecker [:D][:D][:D]
Ok, not to take away from the funny sign ..
but have to share this
a old carpenter foreman I worked with many years ago told me this
he grew up in rural KY
with a out house of course like most did
one day while sitting down he felt a sharp hit on the * just knew a snake got him . he said he jumped up took the door with him running out to the yard yelling with his paints still around his ankles just knew he was a goner .....
he said they found out .... it was a chicken ,it had pecked him, they had the outhouse hanging over a small hill above a creek a chicken had found its way around and under the out house and gave him a peck on the pecker [:D][:D][:D]
[:D][:D]
[}:)]
Ditchrunner reminded me of the guy camping with a friend who DID get bit in the privates by a rattlesnake. They panicked and didn't know what to do so his buddy called poison control on the phone. They told him to suck out the poison immediately! When he hung up, the victim asked what they said. His buddy looked real sad. "They said you are going to die!"
[:D]
I know for a fact that BSR stops at truck stops. I have seen him there more than once. He is pretty damn civilized. For a trucker.
Aww shucks [:o)]
...and ya gotta have a fiddle in the band
Thanks, now I have to turn off the news, plug in my iPod and listen to Alabama. Fitting since I?m in Loxley, AL right now [:I]
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain