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My Kinda Gal
Zebra
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A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 4 packs of fags a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"
"Twenty four"
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A little lemon and seltzer will remove those pesky ink stains after you've been fingerprinted. "
Martha Stewart
ATF,Eagle Guns
Eh Ill pass her hair is too short that turns me off as well as girls with bad looking hands and deep voices.
Throw in a love of Star Trek and foozball and I'll propose marriage![:p][:D][;)]
She would kill me.
That's OK.
Doug
I think she's a nice looking young lady. Pretty blue eyes too.
Yepper!
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
Eh Ill pass her hair is too short that turns me off as well as girls with bad looking hands and deep voices.
Her hair is not short. It is put up in accordance with military regulations.
Anyone else remember that?
I'd like my stepson to meet her.
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