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Reasons to be single.........

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could come home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
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  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    mural10t.jpg
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  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D] & loving it!!
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  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK... that required cleaning the coffee off of my computer monitor[:D]

    I love it, and have printed it out to hang on the wall for the next time one of my "lady" friends comes visiting[}:)]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    Married = NO PEACE
    Single = NO PIECE
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  • texdottexdot Member Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:)][:D][:)][:D]
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  • Teflon888Teflon888 Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Total remote control dominance!
    Being able to delete Lifetime network from the T.V.
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  • texdottexdot Member Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Never having to worry about washing the toothpaste out of the sink when you are finished!! WOOPIE!!
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  • spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Teflon888
    Total remote control dominance!
    Being able to delete Lifetime network from the T.V.


    Am I the only guy on the planet with a wife who can't stand Lifetime?
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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    you have bad breath?
    more hair on your back than on your head
    Abs are a memory
    scratch and sniff is a morning ritual
    smart remarks aren't cute when youre pushing 50
    No chance of pulling off the bad boy image.
    youre as good as you ever was...but only once
    girls love to fix a guy.....women want to be fixed by a guy
    A woman gets married thinking the guy will change. a man marries a woman hopeing she never will. both are in for dissapointment
    on the other side....
    honey do turns from a desire to a demand
    mate wanted ads include requests for pictures of your tool....box
    girls our age look like ...guys our age (except beth, kasey, dawnie and all the other ladies on here)[:I]
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  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Single guys......
    Eat your heart out, I am married to a princess.
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  • haroldchrismeyerharoldchrismeyer Member Posts: 2,213 ✭
    edited November -1
    You can stay single if you want(or if you think you want to, but really can't find anyone that can live with you), but I prefer to be married. Of course you have to find the right person, but then again, this time I have. There are advantages and disadvantages to most everything, but very few of those things listed would be an advantage to me. Looked over the list again, and none of them would.
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  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    After my first wife and I divorced I swore up and down that I'll never do THAT again. I lasted all of five years before marrying the current (and final) Mrs K. Those five years as a single man after the divorce (when I was age 30 to 35) were fun, but the last 15 years of my second marriage (I'll be 51 this year) have been GREAT. The single life is best suited for younger men.
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  • cacti25cacti25 Member Posts: 999 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Amen to that brother. The five years between my first and second marriages (38-40) almost killed me. I've settled down quite nicely.
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