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wlfmn323
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been with the company for five and a half years. never had a sick day.called in last night and said i couldn,t make it in (cough)since i drive otr, i acually get the next five days off. (cough, weez)
i feel, well, i feel kinda dirty[}:)] (sniff)
i feel, well, i feel kinda dirty[}:)] (sniff)
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oh and i know i said i wouldnt go into alot of details about how much of a dump the place was, but i want yall to picture this, are you ready? 2 and a half full sized, heaping truck loads of ,,,,,
friggen beer bottles. and we are still ocasionally running across one from time to time.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather bu sy, it b being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.'
Never before had I seen a broad, who if she's not an adult film actress yet, should be, hanging upside down on the rafters of the bar (which by my estimate, was the home to 400-450 bras of various sizes) wearing nothing but a pair of leather biker boots, her underwear and a big smile hula hooping (upside down mind you) while singing along to '80s rock and metal AFTER she just got done serving a drink. Yes sir, this place was something special.
You'll save a bundle on fert.[:D]
more nutricious, tasty. Now comes the hard part. Keeping the
dang weeds out.