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New Cuckoo Clock.

A J ChristA J Christ Member Posts: 7,534
edited October 2005 in General Discussion
The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. We were going
to have dinner and drinks. I promised my wife that I would be home by
midnight. Well, the hours passed and the Tanguary & Tonics went down way too
easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with her.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her
"midnight." She didn't seem pissed off at all.

Whew!! Got away with that one!

Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why?, she
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh poop,"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted." [8D][:D][8D]


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