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BISCUITS WANTED FOR MURDER C&P
FrancF
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BISCUITS WANTED FOR MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,
and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. One customer, who had been at the store for
awhile, became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the
car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister h ad
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is blonde and a Republican, who is going to vote for McCain,
but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,
and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. One customer, who had been at the store for
awhile, became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the
car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister h ad
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is blonde and a Republican, who is going to vote for McCain,
but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
Comments
the kind that believe there is a hadji hiding under every rock [:D]
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp