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Haircuts

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited September 2006 in General Discussion
Just wondering how long do you go between? Wife and I have a bet.
Tom

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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

    A week later the same ! guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't ever come back."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he! left here?"


    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
  • jonkjonk Member Posts: 10,121
    edited November -1
    I don't get it.
  • KEVD18KEVD18 Member Posts: 15,037
    edited November -1
    why might a guy be interested in how long another guy will be occupied and then, after learning this information, proceed directley to that guys house?? and just who might be at that house??? and what might you be able to do without worry if you know how long that guy is going to be ocupied>????
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I believe that one is as old as barbershops and Jonk doesn't get it?

    Priceless!
  • furhollerfurholler Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Originally posted by He Dog
    I believe that one is as old as barbershops and Jonk doesn't get it?

    Priceless!
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    That's funnier than the joke![:D]
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