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Do u know who ur sleeping with?

walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
edited August 2017 in General Discussion
A long time ago i was on vacation with a life long friend.

He met this prostitute and fell in love with her.
Three weeks they were inseparable.

When we came home from Mexico all he did was talk about her.

Five years passed and all was forgotten until he met this girl Barb that reminded him of Sara from Mexico.

I said, maybe it is Sara, maybe she dyed her hair and went to English school, and i laughed.

About eight years went by and Joe and Barb came back for a visit.

They stayed 2 days and Joe asked questions like, did Sara ever say anything to ur wife about us, do u remember ever seeing blond roots in Sara?s hair back in Mexico and on an on with questions.

What? Do u think Barb is Sara?

Well, Barb has a birth mark if i remember right in the exact place Sara had.

You were drunk half the time and u wouldn?t remember were it was at.

Last year we went to Mexico and we got lost in the back sticks somewhere.
I was scared and out of the blue Barb started talking fast Spanish to the people.
Barb doesn?t speak Spanish!

What do u think, is Barb Sara


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/black-white-twins-meet-sisters-5256945
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  • FrogdogFrogdog Member Posts: 3,030 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think....your post makes my head hurt. [:D]
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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by DBV
    I think....your post makes my head hurt. [:D]



    Yeah. That is my usual response to a Wallie thread also.
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    999.9% will not no.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wallie, my late dad told me about the evils of alcohol as well as women. He was correct on both counts.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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  • mag00mag00 Member Posts: 4,719 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think it's time for another trip to Mexico, less violence than Berkeley.
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  • AzAfshinAzAfshin Member Posts: 2,985 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    42?
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  • EVILDR235EVILDR235 Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The question is, is that really Joe ?

    XXXXXX
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  • walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We went down to visit Joe and Barb.
    Joe and I went out drinking and the girls stayed at home.

    I asked Joe how was his marriage going
    He said, Great!
    I asked him if he ever found out if Barb was Sara.
    He said, it never came up, I was happy and Barb was happy.

    Joe you made a wise decision.

    Joe passed away and 6 months later Barb taking the secret with her, if there ever was a secret.
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  • JunkballerJunkballer Member Posts: 9,307 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by wallie
    We went down to visit Joe and Barb.
    Joe and I went out drinking and the girls stayed at home.

    I asked Joe how was his marriage going
    He said, Great!
    I asked him if he ever found out if Barb was Sara.
    He said, it never came up, I was happy and Barb was happy.

    Joe you made a wise decision.

    Joe passed away and 6 months later Barb taking the secret with her, if there ever was a secret.
    As Hillary would say "at this point in time what difference does it make" [?]

    "Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee

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  • MobuckMobuck Member Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I sleep alone and sometimes don't really know who I am. Does this count?
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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    when in a state of torpor the indecision concerning a definitive outcome of this mystery is of no concern...have some Madeira my dear..
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    999.9% will not no.
    or KNOW,either,,
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  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    B
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    she seems like a nice enuff girl,,
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  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    421-a
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    a lot of girls of that profession will let you call them by any name,,
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  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,771 ******
    edited November -1
    I think I will make this mysterious story into a movie!

    I will call it "The Age Of Adeline" [8D]
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    999.9% will not no.
    or KNOW,either,,
    sorta the point.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wife was out of town working so I had to sleep with 2 dogs.
    RLTW

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  • asopasop Member Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She must have been a "Pretty Woman"[}:)]
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