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Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
edited April 2011 in General Discussion
have you ever...

walked into a restroom and thought, wow, the vent fan is just too powerful?
Some will die in hot pursuit
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    taken a drink of soda, only to find that a bee's in the can? Better yet, the bee's still alive, and stings you in the mouth. [xx(][xx(]

    I got in the lower lip, inside my mouth, while boating this morning. Not on the lip, but below it/grab your lower lip, and fold it down, that's where. It sucks/hurts much worse than I expected --- but, I have to tell ya, it's more of a: "yer caught off guard, and all of a sudden, it feels like somebody punched you in the mouth," type of thing. [:D]

    While it was painful, the shock of it all, was the significant part of the event.

    Anyway, "the wife" and I slept on our boat last night, and brought the boat in this morning, while everybody else was launching theirs. [8D]

    We saw a fantastic fireworks show --- and there were so many people, on the lake, that had boats --- I mean, I didn't know that that many people owned boats, in AZ. [:D]

    Anyway, happy 4th! [:)]

    Note: I meant to post this yesterday. So, please, read this as if it's the 4th, thanks.

    It's just a funny story, and nothing serious. I felt like sharing one of the stupid things that happened in my life, so please forgive me, if it bores ya. [:p]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    ...inherited something from a family member that they themselves built with their own two hands?

    I've inherited the cedar chest that my dad build in high school, and I'm going to get it from my sister's in-laws house, where it has been in storage for the last 4 years, on Monday.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    Felt a massive sneeze coming on...
    And can't do anything but wait for the recoil?

    And when it hits, you feel like you just pulled the trigger on a 50 cal?

    As I get older it happens more often than not.

    Just let loose with one. The wife jumped off the couch and the dogs ran like they'd been shot!!!

    Sorry... Couldn't help it. [B)]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    left home in the morning and forgot to load your gun. I had to take my new carry gun to the sheriff dept. for inspection this morning so I put it in my pistol case to take it into the dept. When I got back in my car I relized I had no ammo. What a goof ball. [:o)][:I]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    Been so worried you made yourself physically sick.

    Im too that point right now im in alot of pain because of it and have one hell of a headache. Sara has been in the hospital for awhile now and she was supposed to be released wednesday morning.
    However I have not heard from her since which is NOT like her whatsoever we never go more than 24 hours ever without talking to eachother over the phone. Ive been having nightmares so I cant sleep and worrying myself sick left a number of voice and text messages and still have heard absolutely nothing.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    thought a store mannequin looked like someone you know?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    Tried to find slacks (Dockers/khaki type) in the 31 x 36 size? Impossible to locate as they aren't made. Have been told at that I need them for work. Sometimes it really blows to be tall and thin.

    Rant off. Thanks for listening to my whine. Have a great day![:D]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,519 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know after I leave not many people feel that way[:D]
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    garanchgaranch Member Posts: 3,681 ✭
    edited November -1
    Mr. Perfect,
    Cleaning your gun again?
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    I think they should change both residential and commercial codes to require a ventialltion fan capable of no less than 355cfm / 100sqft

    Does that seem unreasonable?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    have you ever...

    walked into a restroom and thought, wow, the vent fan is just too powerful?




    get lifted out of your shoes???????????????
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    HavegunJoeHavegunJoe Member Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No but I have walked into a rest room and thought, "Uh Oh, where are the urinals"?
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    have you ever...

    walked into a restroom and thought, wow, the vent fan is just too powerful?




    get lifted out of your shoes???????????????
    one can only hope for that.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    have you ever...


    been at the beach and said to yourself, "there are just far too many clothes on that fat woman."
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    KEVD18KEVD18 Member Posts: 15,037
    edited November -1
    id rather the vent fan be too powerful v. not powerful enough. having to endure someone elses bathroom funk can be pretty brutal.
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    have you ever...

    been in a parking lot where you thought the spaces were just too big?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    ... thought...

    "the government just doesn't know enough about me."
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,987 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HavegunJoe
    No but I have walked into a rest room and thought, "Uh Oh, where are the urinals"?
    [:D][:D]
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    andrewsw16andrewsw16 Member Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Or walked in and thought, "Al Bundy must have just left." [:p] The only stall open is one that is thoroughly plugged. [}:)]
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    armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,483 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I would just like to walk in a bathroom at work that had a vent fan. The toilets suck all the oxygen out of the room when you flush. That's how powerfull the toilets are.
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    Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,700 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I guess I missed the E-mail; did we run out of regular discussion topics [?]

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Old-Colts
    I guess I missed the E-mail; did we run out of regular discussion topics [?]
    hey there newbie!
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,700 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Old-Colts
    I guess I missed the E-mail; did we run out of regular discussion topics [?]hey there newbie! [:D]

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    have you ever...

    thought to yourself, "I am just not taxed enough"?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    perry shooterperry shooter Member Posts: 17,390 ✭
    edited November -1
    Some gas stations have gone GREEN they don't have any water plumbing into the Urinals air is GREENsmells like a porta potty on a hot DAY[V][:(!][:(]. don't go back I get fuel some other station.
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    reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by KEVD18
    id rather the vent fan be too powerful v. not powerful enough. having to endure someone elses bathroom funk can be pretty brutal.
    LMAO...happened to me this morning at work...gagged thru my whole sheet...really
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    quote:Originally posted by KEVD18
    id rather the vent fan be too powerful v. not powerful enough. having to endure someone elses bathroom funk can be pretty brutal.
    LMAO...happened to me this morning at work...gagged thru my whole sheet...really
    hmmm. I appreciate you telling us all about it.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    Have you ever?
    Thought of what goes into the making of a hot dog[:(]
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
    Have you ever?
    Thought of what goes into the making of a hot dog[:(]
    yes... and I try not to.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    have you ever...

    wondered what your grandma would look like in a thong?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,474 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    have you ever...

    wondered what your grandma would look like in a thong?
    don't do it that's enough I give Uncle what must I say[:D]
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    asopasop Member Posts: 8,911 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about the guy that ate the first osyster[:0]
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