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My Gun

TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
edited June 2015 in General Discussion
My gun



Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in
the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went
about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the
street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a
few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there,
right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly
hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented
to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,
with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and
how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the
laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take
out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the
United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders.

These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. ALL 4 of
these cities are controlled by Democrats. It would be absurd to draw any
conclusions from this data - right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat

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    TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    THE STORY OF MY GUN




    Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.




    After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.




    In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Leftists and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.




    The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders.




    These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. ALL 4 of these cities are controlled by Democrats. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?




    Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
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    toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,019 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,483 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Points to ponder.
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    7.62x39Lover7.62x39Lover Member Posts: 3,939 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You clearly need to contact the manufacturers of your defective rifle and spoons right away!
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    rongrong Member Posts: 8,459
    edited November -1
    Geez,never heard that one!
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    cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Detroit doesn't have a lot of gun control. No worse than the rest of Michigan. Certainly less gun control than any city in California, Baltimore, New York City, Boston, and most of New England.
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    Ray BRay B Member Posts: 11,822
    edited November -1
    Chicago, Detroit, New Orleans, Washington DC????

    So how far down the list is Baltimore?? The mayor and that dim-witted prosecutor seem to be doing what they can to help the standing of the city, maybe move into third place.
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    asopasop Member Posts: 8,911 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    WOW-You must have had a great camo job done on the piece[;)]
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