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Have You ever Wondered

woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 25,785
edited January 2016 in General Discussion
How much longer we can last with No jobs, open borders, wide open welfare and no improvement in sight. Just asking and how big will the entitlement list grow. We have to stop it somewhere somehow
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    woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 25,785
    edited November -1
    Where and how yodeling began?

    Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

    Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.


    The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

    As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"

    "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."

    The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food and then took it out to the barn.

    About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

    The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

    The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

    When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"

    "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.

    The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

    The man looked back down from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....
    "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO
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    woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 25,785
    edited November -1
    and then just gave up? Don
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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,416 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]
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    Ford 23Ford 23 Member Posts: 3,129
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,066 ******
    edited November -1
    [:0][:0][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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    reload999reload999 Member Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]
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    Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 24,612 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dang Woody that's as old or older than we are
    still funny thought [:D]
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    savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,469 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]
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    retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]

    Good one Woody.
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    asopasop Member Posts: 8,916 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ditch-That comment is almost as funny as the joke[^]
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