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A Womans and Mans Poem
ATF
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The Female Poem
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end/
A man who will always be my very best friend.
The Male Poem
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store,
a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a crap. [:D]
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end/
A man who will always be my very best friend.
The Male Poem
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store,
a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a crap. [:D]
Comments
do deep knee bends over a fire hydrant ... but, I
could be wrong!
Sorry ... I know, it's a VERY BAD 'visual!'[xx(]