Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk!

zipperzap

1. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

2. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

3. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!

CJ7nvrstk

And people wonder why I quit drinking.

mond

try this........

im not a pheasant plucker
im a pheasant pluckers son
im only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant pluckers ,come!!

[:D][:D]

ripley16

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

"Hang on Mary Jo, I'll go get help!"[xx(]






Isn't this a repeat?[?]

temblor

[:D][:D]

jimbowby

[8D]--Very difficult to say--"yes officer, I've had MORE than two beers"[xx(][xx(]--JIMBO

scottm21166

I can't do this without a condom....

sorry, no fat chicks......

I bet you can kick my past, can't we talk this out?

does this lamp shade make my butt look big?

nope....you won this round that marlin you caught is definately bigger than any fish I ever caught.

GuvamintCheese

Just dont use big words when diminutive ones will suffice![:D]

zipperzap

quote:scottm21166:
...you won this round that marlin you caught is definately bigger than any fish I ever caught.

LOL ... Nah, that's just a Bonita ... we use them for bait for the big blues![:D][:D][:D]