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lone ranger....

mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo ****.
It means someone stole tent."
[:D][:D]

Comments

  • gclmemgclmem Member Posts: 346 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mond... You are on a roll this morning.
  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gclmem
    Mond... You are on a roll this morning.


    just gettin the weekend to a good start...its mid day here...regards.[:)]
  • COLTCOLT Member Posts: 12,637 ******
    edited November -1
    HEY! MOND watch what you say about 'da man!...[:D]

    ...ps: I heard the silver bullets, weren't bullets at all, just preperation H supositories...[;)]

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  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    Originally posted by Bloviator
    HEY! MOND watch what you say about 'da man!...[:D]

    ...ps: I heard the silver bullets, weren't bullets at all, just preperation H supositories...[;)]

    [:D][:D].... eye 'o'silver away....[:D][:D]
  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    The Lone Ranger & Tonto in a TENT!???

    WTH's with THAT!??? LOL [:D][:D][:D]

    ... only a saddle blanket, my friend, no REAL
    cowboy or * EVER used a tent![:D]
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