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Brokeback Bugs

tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,336 ✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
A father watched his young daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes
as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature
through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her to see what work of God had captured her
attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders
mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she
asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied
"No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought
for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them
flat.

"Well, we're not having any of that gay crap in our
garden." she said.
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  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    LOL ... once I heard Charro telling a talk show host that when she noticed two dogs coupled she asked her grandmother (in Spain) what was going on. The grandmother said that the dog in the front was sick and the dog behind was pushing it to the hospital!

    Good enough for me - that's what I always told my kids! ... or, "Go
    ask your mother!"

    That worked just as well.[:D]
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