What are you ?

tapwater

>> : Are you a Dumbacrate, Republican or Southern Republician?
>>
>> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>>
>> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>>
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
>>the
>>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
>>the
>>knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are
>>an
>>expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>>
>> What do you do?
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> Democrat's Answer:
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
>> question!
>>
>> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>>
>> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
>> him to attack?
>>
>> Could we run away?
>>
>> What does my wife think?
>>
>> What about the kids?
>>
>> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>> the knife out of his hand?
>>
>> What does the law say about this situation?
>>
>> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
>> it?
>>
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>> of message does this send to society and to my children?
>>
>> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>>
>> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>> content just to wound me?
>>
>> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
>> family get away while he was stabbing me?
>>
>> Should I call 9-1-1?
>>
>> Why is this street so deserted?
>>
>> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
>> and make this happier, healthier street that would
>> discourage such behavior.
>>
>> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
>> some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> Republican's Answer:
>>
>> BANG!
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> :Southern Republican
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> BANG! click.....
>>
>> (sounds of reloading).
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> BANG! click
>>
>> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
>>
>> Son: *-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
>>
>> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

young n dum

that is the funniest cheet!!!ROFLMFAO

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Jimmy Boss

Southern Republican[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

JBoss...If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier!!!!!!!

tapwater

I'm sure that it's been around, but was sent by my former boss of 32 years, and I just liked it. It makes me snicker, but also pause for thought. I think that I'll offer a Snickers Bar and hope his smile lights up and he wants to come over to our peaceloving side................. Hey , I HAVE WEIRD DREAMS TOO !!! (Double Tap)

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

FEENIX

Very nice [:)]!

drygulchdan

I guess I am a southern republican[:D]

Never trust a government that doesnt trust its own citizens with guns
--Thomas Jefferson

zipperzap

: Are you a Dumbacrate, Republican or Southern Republician?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are
an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:Southern Republican

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: *-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

(All those little >'s always drives me nuts!)