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a real FOR SALE ad from my hometown

discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,421 ✭✭✭✭
edited November 2016 in General Discussion
my son knows this seller..
98 Jeep Cherokee
Has a 8" lift with 35" Micky Thompson tires, 6 cylinder, automatic transmission, 4X4 (of course), and it's purple, yes purple.
Wanting to sell or trade because I had it for a while and still don't get what this whole "Jeep thing" is. I acquired this turd from an idiot that did everything wrong when putting on the lift and everything else he touched. So I went through it all and did everything right, or as right as it can get. There was only so much to work with. How does it drive? Well it drives like a lifted Jeep on 35s. What do u expect? Your parents money ain't buying a Cadillac here city boy. Every once in a while it will get the death wobbles. Floor it! It works its way out. But it drives good enough that I've been driving it back and forth to work for the past few months, at least it's good enough for me. If you are interested in this thing just stop right there, take a step back and look at yourself. Do u listen to Luke Bryant or Florida Georgia Line? Do you wear skinny jeans? Have you ever been to a bar and actually ordered a Mojito? Be honest with yourself, are you a f@%king poser? Now I know this Jeep ain't much but it will probably still be too much for you to handle if you fit any of those descriptions. Now on the other hand, if you listen to Merle Haggard or Conway Twitty, have work boots that actually got dirt and grease on them, then this is a toy for you. I want it to go to a good home because I put a lot of time into it. Yeah it still looks like poop but damnit man! You should have seen it before. Well there isn't much else to say about it, it's dirty, ugly, rusty (make sure your up to date on all your tetanus shots) and... oh wait it does have cruse control, and it works. Kinda. But that's all.
Wanting $3000 or trade for a reliable car or a STOCK utility 4wheeler or I know it's a long shot but if anybody has an old Honda 250r I would also be interested in that too.


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