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A groaner

mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
edited April 2014 in General Discussion
So a young boy was adopted in America by an Oriental couple, his name was Thomas Wong.
Later he married an American girl who became pregnant with his child.

After the baby was born an Asian nurse brought the newborn into the parents room. To the parents dismay the child was clearly of Asian decent.
They asked the nurse if they had made a mistake due to their last name.

The nurse responded "No mistake, everyone knows two Wong's don't make a White!"
Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!

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  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.
    The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.

    Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them.

    "No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter, "That's the female."

    "The Czech is in the male."
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Joe the "HUMAN CANNONBALL" went to his boss and told him, "I am going to retire". His boss said "well Joe you cant do that" Joe asked "why not" his boss replied...
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    Cause "Where would I get another man of your CALIBER"

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    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Guy was reading the newspaper , he asked his wife "Honey what is a womens YET'?? She said "YET?" "I have no Idea what your talking about"..He said "well being a woman I thought you would know" she said "Why do you ask" He said "Well this article here said a woman got shot last week, and the bullet is in her yet" GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAN[}:)][:o)][:o)][:o)]

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    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks went by they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.

    He told them, "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come."


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    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,569 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If fathers have fathers day and mothers have mothers day what does a single guy have?

    Palm Sunday
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    a beer and a cigar without getting nagged at!!
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